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Valentines Day

A date on February 14 that was setup by the government to pressure and scam couples buy presents such as flowers and chocolate to their significant other and thus pay more taxes. It's also a date where stores raise the prices of items that's commonly bought as gifts on that day to make the taxes even higher.

In societies in which taxes doesn't go to funding the army this is a pretty chill day since the hospitals and schools will get more funding from the government
"Man... I'm gonna be single on Valentines Day this year..."
"bruh. Fucking lonely ass"
by bamcki February 11, 2020
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valentines day

aw man it's valentines day again, and I'm still fucking single
by jack bbbboooooooiiiiiiiii February 14, 2020
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valentae

Means caring , quiet, loving . Though he may not be one to show his emotions all the time he is a total sweet heart and anyone you wish to hurt him should watch there backs.
Of Valentae your a great guy I mean it.
by Jacky Rocks February 17, 2020
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Valentiming

When you're secretly dating two or more people on Valentine's Day.
John: Dude, you're in relationships with two different people at the same time! Aren't you gonna break it off with one of them before Valentine's Day?

Marc: No, I guess I'll be valentiming both of them.
by WillM1020 February 18, 2020
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Valentines Day

For those of us who are single to be reminded that we are in fact, quite single.

Synonyms: Single-Awareness Day.
How nice, Valentines Day is right around the corner. And yes, I know Im still single.
by RainbowKitty27 February 27, 2020
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Valentina

Says she doesn’t drink but is a borderline alcoholic, she’s hot but not cute and her accent isn’t as sexy as a Lucies
What’s the opposite of Katie

Oh a Valentina
by AAHHH April 28, 2020
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Valentina is a typical Bitch.
Valentina ( my mom) always yells at me like a crazy bitch!
by Sweet Gal Iri June 22, 2020
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