vag stamp

When a female thrusts her vagina onto somone with force. Usually in attempt to leave a mark. Female equivalent of a mushroom stamp.
Guy 1: Ah. This girl totally smacked me with her vagina last night.
Guy 2: Yeah man! She vag stamped you!
Guy 1: fuck.
by Dinglealltheqay March 12, 2014
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Vag-Hermit

A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission
"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"
by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008
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le vag

The French-originating term for the leverage women can and may deploy over men, as a result of the lust men often experience, i.e., "blind lust."

The word le vag is believed to have originated from term, "le vagin," which is French for vagina. This term was shortened such that it more closely resembles that of leverage, thus referring specifically to the leverage women can and may deploy to control men otherwise blinded by lust.
"Bro, you let that girl exert le vag over you."

Man 1: "I can't believe you did all that shit for her man, what were you thinking?"
Man 2: "Bro, I wasn't thinking so much, she's beautiful. Le vag, that's all I can say."
Man 1: "Yeah, le vag. Well, at least you were respectful and helpful, but you didn't need to do all that, unless you really like her?"
Man 2: "I don't know her well enough yet. And yes, you live and you learn."

Woman 1: "I heard through the grapevine that your boy is upset you're controlling him."
Woman 2: "Listen, he's an adult; he is perfectly capable of standing up for himself."
Woman 1: "He said you use le vag to control him."
Woman 2: "Well, it only works because he's horny. And I'm not his Mom. He's and adult, he can take responsibility for his own behaviors. If he ever told me he's too busy, I'll take care of stuff myself, I'm an adult too.

Woman 1: "You're right, we're all adults. And it's not like this is quid pro quo, though men certainly seems to think of it that way sometimes."
Woman 2: "Yea, I'll bring it up with him. I hope we can have a mature conversation together."
by youngboywhoneedstogrowup April 15, 2020
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Witch Vag

A females vagina that has contracted and shows symptoms of HPV.
"Soooooo I tested positive for HPV and my vagina looks like a witch's vagina. Call it a witch vag."

"Girls don't have sex with cute blonde guy in Math class. He's got warlock dick and gave me witch vag real bad."
by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021
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Vag puppet

by Mtg187 February 15, 2020
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vag saccc

Definition 1: When someone is a very mean person.

Definition 2: A very creamy, juicy vagina.
Example 1: “Jillian don’t be a vag saccc!”
Example 2: “Jillian your vag saccc is showing
by rilito May 23, 2019
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vag-scraps

Pussy juice in a man's beard after oral sex
I always wash my face after eating out my girl to get the vag-scraps out.
by BigByll August 19, 2018
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