Dirty Vagina

A dirty vagina is a vagina that has an STD. To tell someone that they have a dirty vagina is to say that they're whores.

I heard Cindy has a dirty vagina.

by NYerger November 5, 2006

yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel

the most hideous thing one could call a woman next to being a cunt.

you're such a yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel!

by nick slammer June 16, 2008

fire-breathing vagina

A vagina that gives the best sex until after the orgasm. It then proceeds to shoot fire out of itself and burn away any of your manhood.

I was just done fucking her when her pussy started shooting out fire. Now i'm a she.

by schlumpmaster October 25, 2003

Vagina dentata

The most horrifying concept known to man.

"Vagina dentata... what a wonderful phrase!
Vagina dentata... ain't no passing craze!"

by kbog December 5, 2012

vagina butler

a male that tries to hard to impress and be a complete tool in hope to impress a female. this usually involves being a doormat and doing what ever the female wants.

marshall is such a vagina butler.

by samuel ainsworth May 4, 2008

Vagina

The female genitalia that produces babies and period blood and great sex.

However you should NOT call it:
pussy
Squish mitten
happy hole
tight squeeze
Ham wallet
dick hug
or finger hug
The squeeze that pees
fuck bucket
yogurt cup
the Chum tube
the tube with lube
The Tip Pit
the butter pump
The churning urn
the not-a-cat
The slime time
the baby vender
The Stick n’ Slide

Asshole: Hey pretty lady, lemme' see your pussy.

Lady: I left my cat at home, you creep.

Asshole: Bitch, I meant your vagina.
Lady: Fuck off, and leave me alone you disrespectful fuckface.

*Asshole walks away, and the lady has a peaceful night*

by I Hate Me Too May 12, 2014

Vagina

Something my brother hasn't gotten yet in 32 years time.

Update when it has happened!

Vagina, huh what's that? Can you eat it yes! How does it smell? Funky at times..

by Gender-neutral June 19, 2019