Vanilla Flavoured

The state of being boring, mediocre and something tasteless white people would enjoy.

Hayley and John embarked on their vanilla flavoured contiki tour, distracted from Europe’s real beauty by watered down margaritas and on-boat shopping.

by Neilske September 27, 2021

Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.

Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.

by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025

vanilla nut

White Boi that blows his load prematurely

That guy was a definitely a vanilla nut

by Mckinney1 March 8, 2017

vanilla

Something or someone plain, bland or boring

Omg Jocie and Holly are so vanilla!

by anonymous December 24, 2020

Vanilla Gorilla

Another word for Cracker, aka a "racial" term for Caucasians

Bob: "Bro there is a Vanilla Gorilla near the ice cream shop"

Tom: "Just say cracker bruv"

by TheVanillaGorilla12345 March 1, 2024

Vanilla Dud

A bald headed white man. Similar to a Milk Dud only white.

Tyrone is a milk dud.

William is a Vanilla Dud.

An actual example is Turk from Scrubs

by ZackNich2175 August 12, 2012

Vanilla blush kink

When someone—usually a woman—appears sweet, innocent, or traditionally “vanilla,” but surprises others (especially men) with an unexpectedly advanced or intense level of sexual experience. It often catches partners off-guard, causing discomfort, arousal, or insecurity when they realize she’s done things they’ve only fantasized about.

Nothing gets me wetter than watching a vanilla guy squirm when I casually drop a story about threesomes , wax, or group play. My vanilla blush kink turns me on when vanilla men blush over my sexual experience.

by Darlin Denton and Pet Nympho April 6, 2025