uncle dad

You don't want the definition of this. Trust me. If you do, see incest and go figure.

Happy birthday, uncle dad.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Uncle Timmy

Someone who is hired to beat up and or kill someone who is of an annoyance to you

"If you continue to act stupid around me I'm gonna take you to see Uncle Timmy"

by j wein January 8, 2009

Uncle Stacy

A man who cross dresses.

*points at a crossdresser*
Haha, that dude's totally an Uncle Stacy!

by Spoe June 21, 2006

Uncle Diddles

The oddball uncle in a backwoods West Virgina family who fondles all of the children. This character is usually between 5'3" and 5'6" and weighs no more than 120 pounds. He has little to no teeth and long stringy hair complimented by a long stringy beard.

Billy Sue: "I don't wanna go to Uncle Diddles house! Everytime I do my ass ends up hurting for 3 days!"

by Big Daddy Longdick August 8, 2011

Uncle Fucker

A person who has sex with his or her uncle.

"That hillbilly boy was such an uncle fucker."

by Dugan October 14, 2004

Uncle Grubby's Special

While in midair (from a jump for example) you fart on your hand and slap the fuck out of someone next to you (generally the back of the head or the face.)

Jarome: "Can you believe it, that bitch didn't want to deepthroat me?"
Tim: "What did you do about it?"
Jarome: "I kept giving her Uncle Grubby's Specials until she did what I said."
Time: "Yeah thats what I would have done too."

by MyEyesRBleeding May 16, 2004

Uncle June

Geting oral sex performed on your testicles. Originated from Uncle Junior on the Sopranos Series. In one episode he stated that he wanted his Balls tongued

She gave me an uncle June.

by Stbm January 4, 2003