The distance at which a person will begin to appear unattractive to another person looking at them. Outside that distance the person in question will appear attractive. Note that this varies wildly with personal preference and/or alchohol consumption. Can also vary based on certain body part characteristics, which can result in "ugly radius asymmetry". There is enough variability within the human population for ugly radii to exist from zero to infinity.
From 20 feet away, Stephanie looks mighty hot, but her ugly radius is about three feet. With makeup and a liitle alcohol in me it's reduced to a foot or less.
by grind s. March 09, 2012
Julie to Kevin: You tool!!!
Kevin to Julie: Go screw yourself!!!
Bystander: wow, those two sure know how to spread the ugly
Kevin to Julie: Go screw yourself!!!
Bystander: wow, those two sure know how to spread the ugly
by Benzoic May 23, 2010
When one eats after being so fucking famished that they were on the verge of passing away so they devoured what was in front of them so quickly and with such force that it would scare the faint at heart.
by Ftomasze October 09, 2019
The definition of ugly asf is tiysh
by completely unknown October 24, 2018
To engage in sexual congress.
1) So we went back to hers and totally played hide the ugly.
2) All it took was a couple of gin and tonics and she let me hide my ugly.
2) All it took was a couple of gin and tonics and she let me hide my ugly.
by beigebloke November 21, 2012
means you're cool and you have a nice fucking ass. so nice that i would slurp all the juice outta it.
by elpizzita9 October 30, 2018
by Ur dog ugly October 12, 2020