Two handers

A mammary gland so large it takes two hands to manoeuvre. Usually found in pairs.....

Did you see the size of the bangers on that chick, two handers for sure!

by knock September 15, 2009

Ten to two

A person of lower standards that is pulled at the end of the night (Ten minutes before closing time of 2am) when desperation sets in.

"That guy Kirsty pulled was a bit ten to two"

by iio2010 February 05, 2010

Two track

Butt Hole. The road less traveled.

She was suprised when I stabbed my cock in her two track.

by ratsmaytastelikemotherfuckingpumkinpie November 13, 2007

go for two

The split-second decision made when entering the bathroom to pee but going to the stall instead. Often a good call.

What took so long, bro? Just wanted to piss but decided to go for two

by Jaymac10 May 27, 2011

two of them

A meme about a picture of 2 cats sitting on what seems to be a blue bed with the song Double Cherry Pass from Super Mario 3D world playing in the background.

there's two of them.

by poploop345 January 27, 2021

Two dimensional

1. (Noun) A girl with no personality

2.(Noun) the state of being so high you start two function as a a 2d character

Man he hit the bong he is gonna be two dimensional

by venans October 04, 2020

Two Pigger

Coming from old agricultural Britain. This is a term for a woman who is very strong, and largely built.

She can carry two pigs under her arms at once. She is a two pigger.

Word, what a munter.

by King Ceri October 23, 2008