by imtheman098 May 5, 2010
Get the gobbling turkey mug.Usually regarded as the last of any sold item in a shop, usually because of its bedraggled or otherwise substandard appearance. Because of this it is also used to describe the appearance of the external male genitalia.
by Chemistman June 4, 2018
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Involves fisting your asshole whilst tossing yourself off.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.
Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.
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