gentlemens tuck

to put your hand behind you and lift your ballsack so they dont slap against the other gentleman while double penetrating the lucky lady.

oi parksie, that was very considerate of you to gentlemens tuck when we double teamed that bitch.

by VeeTee August 18, 2008

tucked

a) being very tired (often as a result of working too hard, studying, etc.)
b) being or feeling sick, usually referring to a headache.

"Man I was so tucked last night from studying for that quiz."

"That purp had me hella tucked"

by 16 grams February 19, 2009

Tucker Carlson

That one Fox News anchor who gets angry at unsexy m&ms and shares dinner with pedophiles

Bob: "Remember that one time when Tucker Carlson said that one racist thing?"
Jo: "Which time he has said a lot of racist things"

by UnlimitedCringe January 24, 2022

tuck and fuck

When you fuck a girl with your shirt tucked into your pants or shorts. Usually done through the zipper hole.

Yo, I tuck and fucked this bitch last night. But I think I nipped my penis on the zipper.

by C-Dawg410 February 11, 2009

Tuck

A tuck is a procedure that is performed when one's scrotum is far too large for the testicles they contain. The excess bag is folded or "tucked" upwards and then sutured or stapled in place. In addition to being the name of a medical procedure the word can also be used an an insult. This insult can be used when you detect the sand in someones clam or they are such a douche you can assume that its because they are tripping on their sack.

-You have a huge scrotum, you need to get a tuck.
-Man that guy needs to get a tuck.
-Tuck your muff you douche bag.

by Tuckstar Gallactica December 30, 2008

Tucker Max

Tucker Max can think whatever he wants, and do whatever he wants, because he is indeed Jesus. Bow to Tucker and spread his word.

Tucker 3:16 - Thou Shalt Blow me, and pass thine liquor ye old whore!

by Josh November 10, 2003

Crop Tucking

The act of eating human and or monkey fecal matter then vomiting it up onto an unsuspecting guest, then steal it back and start eating it a second time, poop it into a cup, freeze it with a stick in the center. After waiting several hours put the chunky vomit poo into a cooler, begin driving a moped, find an ice road trucker and share the delicious treat. After having a snack with your new friend begin to masturbate violently, when the trucker sees you do this he will imediately get an erection (due to the frozen fecal matter vomit) then you will have anal sex with your new homosexual partner.

i was going to go bowling, but i was in a crop tucking mood ;)

by M!KL &0GG3$$ December 14, 2010