tree surgeon banter

Tree Surgeon Banter is a form of comical mocking and sarcasm used by those working in the arboricultural sector. Based strongly on innuendo and euphemisms. A facebook group with over 2500 members has been established in support of this unique type of banter.

I just love the way you've trimmed my bush - that's tree surgeon banter
Wow look at the size of Robs Chainsaw, very impressive - that's tree surgeon banter
Just look at the way he's caressing his trunk - that's tree surgeon banter

by thetruthsayer June 11, 2015

oakwood tree

A carnivore. (Don't question the logic)

Person: It must be an oakwood tree. It is eating some chicken.
Me: okay then

by OakTreesAreCarnivores August 18, 2016

Tree Hooker

A prostitute who can usually be found working in small forest or clearings. They are noticeable by bits of dirt and possibly leafs or sticks adhered to their back and may be accompanied by a sweaty john, generally shirtless, always with dirty knees. Their primal nature manifests in meth raged fits, or heroin induced sloth like states. May be prone to screaming, falling asleep in odd places, and presenting with oozing sores.

Had to ban another tree hooker from the store tonight, she tried to pay with dirty panties and threatened to shoot everyone when we wouldn't take soiled drawers as currency.

by The Future Resident May 25, 2016

Tree Cop

A forest ranger.

That was the third time that tree cop has checked my fishing license.

by Clear Waer June 25, 2016

Tree

Big green monster

Urmygurd it's a tree

by Lilybily December 10, 2016

Tree Bumber

A tree bumber is a person in whom has a real passion for shoving pieces of a tree up the bottom

So he confessed that he was a tree bumber

by Serious Bitch August 28, 2017

tree gang war

An ungodly war of tree shooting up one another only to be stopped by the tree god who then planted all of them in the ground.

Man that Tree Gang War was thicc af.

by PossiblyGodJkHeDoesntExist September 4, 2017