nisa torres

the most perfect girlfriend a guy named ethan could possibly have she's beautiful, smart, loyal and amazing

Person #1: Have you see Nisa Torres she looks so pretty today
Ethan: Yeah i have she's my gf and she pretty everyday!!

by rebxl209 April 14, 2023

nisa torres

A girl that will adamantly proclaimed I was the best she ever had.

Nisa Torres "I loved that big dick last week. My boy friend can't make my legs shake like that."

by BMX King 101 April 15, 2023

Ferran Torres

Another word for mid

"Pedri is just like Ferran Torres"

"You are a Real Madrid fan?"

"Yes"

by Random mf #37 May 15, 2023

Bryan Torres

My man and only my man. Hes mines, myselfs, and I's.

Oh Bryan Torres is lia's mans...

by love.b.a.t May 18, 2023

bryan torres

My man. My man. Will always be mine. He's the most amazing person I've met. The funniest and best person to talk to. I love bryan torres, he's my man.

Do you know Bryan Torres? He's Lia's boyfriend.

by love.b.a.t May 18, 2023

Heimlich Torpedo

During coitus, if the male party applies too much thrust force and direction against the back wall of the vagina adjacent to the rectum, and the impact causes feces to pinch apart and push outwards, launching a high velocity turd at his chest and/or balls, he has just been on the receiving end of a Heimlich Torpedo.

Brian: "Hey Joseph, you okay man? Why are you bleeding from the mouth?"
Joseph: "I was giving it to Stacey last night and I must've gotten careless, she hit me with a Heimlich Torpedo. Right in the sternum."

by Quicksave June 8, 2023

space torpedo

An inconsiderate human that takes the mic on an X space that goes on a irrelevant monologue for half an hour and clears the room.

Oh no look we’ve got another space torpedo he’s cleared the room again, should we go to another space ?

by NotMrChegs December 22, 2023