colombian alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by putting cocaine up your nose

"We woke her up with a "colombian alarm clock" now she's ready to party"

by Brittany bitch October 20, 2013

shaking hands with the clock

To Not have enough time in a day or running way behind time.

I need to get my house ready for winter Im “shaking hands with the clock

by Crazy Coffe drinking puppy November 04, 2017

Fap O' Clock

The part of the day, mostly at night, when someone has the habit and/or desire of masturbating.

9gagger: BOOBIES!!! I see its Fap O' Clock!

by rub'o'cloker August 18, 2012

Punching the Knuckle Clock

When you pass up a night of fun with friends and family to sit around alone at your place with porn and masturbate over and over again. During this time you wonder periodically between sessions if you made the write choice. This will often start to seem like work, but since you already passed on the fun you might as well do a good job of punching the knuckle clock...

The whole place stank of jizz and loneliness. A tear ran softly down my cheek as i continued punching the knuckle clock..

by Thedude78 September 04, 2012

clock back

When a man is receiving oral sex. Before he ejaculates he proceeds to grab the girl by the hair and pull her head back. He then cums into her nose and she proceeds to choke on excrement.

When you give a girl a clock back one of two things will happen. She will either be completely obsessed with you or file a restraining order against you.(African accent)

by Malcolm Xzavior January 21, 2010

salty alarm clock

The act of blowing your load in your' still sleeping girlfriends eye.

"When I woke up this morning with morning wood that bitch was still sleeping, basically begging for the salty alarm clock."

by Nick Bockwinkle March 31, 2008

Clock Block

A place or activity that seems to make time go by very slowly.

Guy 1- "It feels like we have been in this class for 3 weeks"
Guy 2- "Math is such a clock block"

by William Trevorson November 25, 2009