White Woman Cooking

A word that can be used to describe food that has no seasoning or just tastes generally awful.

Person 1: what is that
Person 2: White Woman Cooking
Person 1: Eww

by Deacon St.John March 24, 2023

Cooked Up Bat

A Louisville Slugger or similar striking or bludgeoning instrument with nails in it, designed to properly fuck up whoever gets smashed in the face with it.

Bitch tried to play me, tried to gank some of my shit, so I hit that p.o.s. with a cooked up bat.

by DatGettoFuk May 13, 2009

5 Second Cook

Someone who always makes microwaveable food, such as tv dinners and microwaveable pizzas, and considers it "excellent quality food". Can also be known as a 5 second chef.

For dinner tonight, my dad "made" us "quality" spaghetti, which was really just Stouffers. He's such a 5 second cook.

by TehKingz August 06, 2010

let him cook

Let him be; Let him do his thing

Guy 1: Look at this retard on twitter!

Guy 2: Let him cook.

by toxically December 31, 2022

Cooked-Her-Steak

to have rough sex with a woman.

- I went to my girlfriends house and Cooked-Her-Steak
- I stuck my meat in my wife's oven and Cooked-Her-Steak

by AK47488 July 27, 2012

Dj Cook fan

A kid (squeaker) or teen who likes to play fortnite or roblox.

imagine being a Dj Cook fan

by Googer Kid January 04, 2021

Cooking Fish in A Toaster

When something smells so bad that you say they must be cooking fish in a toaster

OMG that smells like their Cooking Fish in A Toaster Phooey!

by Seagulls Of Satan August 03, 2008