Vegans

People who try to support overpopulation.

Dude 1: “Did you hear about that vegan who attacked that KFC employee?”
Dude 2: “Yeah, these crazy vegans think they’re helping the world.”

by Lonelyahole March 1, 2024

salad vegan

Someone who goes vegan but hasn't learned what nutrition is, so they eat almost only vegetables. Usually gives up veganism after a month and tells everyone they could never do it.

Whether well-meaning or looking for attention, salad vegans usually give up veganism after a month of starvation, having consumed neither protein nor fat nor a nutritional recommendation, but with prolonged brain degeneration due to lack of vitamin B12, some go on to become the crazy neighbor next door.

by 195758109843 May 18, 2022

Vegan

Therresa is vegan

That means she doesn’t eat any animal products and is annoying

Wow Therresa is a real Vegan

by anonymous January 24, 2022

vegan party

Gay ass term made by Andy

"Quite the vegan party u got going there"

by Facebook life May 4, 2018

vegan

An awesome person

"Wow she's a vegan"

by anonymous November 13, 2020

Spiritual Vegan

A person who agrees with the ethical stance of Veganism and aspires to be Vegan for the benefit of the environment but has failed.

"I'm a Vegan in Spirit as I agree with Veganism in principle but in reality it's just not practical - so I'm a Spiritual Vegan."

by Ali Sea June 8, 2018

Vegan

retards who think after consuming animal products for 200,000 years they did something by not eating those chicken wings.

Vegan enters the room,
Turnips: oh lawd, she comin.

by applyingFORartINaustria February 17, 2024