Tired As Penis

To be so tired you cannot see straight, or with a curve. Such as a erect penis.

"I was tired as penis last night. I fell down the stairs!"

by Joshandersonisawesome May 21, 2012

Tired

A man that has been pounded for too long.

Whoa Jimmy was tired after Jill

by I know what I know & it right January 26, 2019

Flu Tire

A typo for "picture"; An ailed car part.

Hey guys, can you go like my flu tire on Instagram?
I need to go to the mechanic because of my flu tire.

by asajfkl June 28, 2022

Stretched Tire

when a woman uses an large dildo to stretch out a mans anus

after she gave me a stretched tire, i licked her balloon knot. never shat so easy in my life the day after

by RdRocket September 14, 2018

tire rental

When you are broke as shit and can't afford new tires so you say fuck your pride and beg.

Would anyone mind giving me a tire rental for the mud runs this weekend? My trucks pavement pounders won't cut it.

by Ezmuthafuckin-e August 23, 2017

tired

a person who is tired of having to wake up being judged and left out, a person who gives to people but never gets back, a person who is the "bad guy" because they weren't the same as other people, a person who tries but never gets loved a person who cries themself to sleep because they need someone to hug them the way other people do to their friends

This is what it means to be tired.

you tried and you were tired of trying

by your mom ate deez nuts September 13, 2022

Big truck tires

1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size

2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women

3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence

Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”

by Thelongjogger February 25, 2019