by Engna April 30, 2015
Get the segmented partsmug. A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions
by Yourmomcreatedthese May 29, 2018
Get the Parting of the seas v.2mug. Part 2
Hym "It just brings me back to one of my earlier points though because they really shouldn't be making fun of anybody in any kind of serious way. I mean really. Look at that shit 👆 That's all reality. That's where you live. One of the guys wasn't rich until after I started writing. Has proven that he's read my work. But conveniently enough he didn't read the part about people throwing money and attractive women and owning a casino? At what point does it stop being 'them doing it ironically' and start becoming 'Oh holy shit Newt Gingrich is unironically using my rhetoric to recruit interns'? At what point am I just better? The best comedian tells my joke and it's only funny because he said it? We're already past that point. You got people straight-up making a living off of this. Look at this guy! He's supposed to be better than everyone. That's his whole thing! He has what he has because he deserves it more. Except, wait! That's a lie! He has what he has because he lives a curated existence where he is sheltered from failure and scrutiny (of a type that is not politically motivated). Like a retard in a group home! That's why we're at odds! Because he sees himself in the retard. See? It all ties together. Everything is a retard in a group home. That's the new name of this project! 'Critical Retard in a Group Home Theory' "
Hym "It just brings me back to one of my earlier points though because they really shouldn't be making fun of anybody in any kind of serious way. I mean really. Look at that shit 👆 That's all reality. That's where you live. One of the guys wasn't rich until after I started writing. Has proven that he's read my work. But conveniently enough he didn't read the part about people throwing money and attractive women and owning a casino? At what point does it stop being 'them doing it ironically' and start becoming 'Oh holy shit Newt Gingrich is unironically using my rhetoric to recruit interns'? At what point am I just better? The best comedian tells my joke and it's only funny because he said it? We're already past that point. You got people straight-up making a living off of this. Look at this guy! He's supposed to be better than everyone. That's his whole thing! He has what he has because he deserves it more. Except, wait! That's a lie! He has what he has because he lives a curated existence where he is sheltered from failure and scrutiny (of a type that is not politically motivated). Like a retard in a group home! That's why we're at odds! Because he sees himself in the retard. See? It all ties together. Everything is a retard in a group home. That's the new name of this project! 'Critical Retard in a Group Home Theory' "
by Hym Iam January 29, 2023
Get the Part 2mug. 1. A hoe be lookin ass when u got 2 in yo bed who be makin out solely for ur pleasure, about 25% of female bisexuality.
2. Employed "lesbian" pornstar
3. Tried to once, fuck dat shit i like da dick nigga
2. Employed "lesbian" pornstar
3. Tried to once, fuck dat shit i like da dick nigga
YFN Lucci: Bruh we high key lit everyday, just chillin hear with my Yacht, Vodka, and Part-time Lesbians
PnB Rock: Yeah I feel ya man, they aint even attracted this just touch each other so i get a massive erection
Hoe #1 : -kisses Hoe #2-
Hoe #2: -finishes kissing Hoe #1- , yeaaaaa we'se ready for this BBC
PnB Rock: Yeah I feel ya man, they aint even attracted this just touch each other so i get a massive erection
Hoe #1 : -kisses Hoe #2-
Hoe #2: -finishes kissing Hoe #1- , yeaaaaa we'se ready for this BBC
by Eric Benton August 2, 2018
Get the Part-time Lesbianmug. They sat in the room, close but not touching. Both were quiet. Both were full of words they had kept inside for too long. The air felt heavy with what they had not said, like every breath carried a hundred feelings.
He looked at her, then looked down. He wanted to speak, but the words felt too big. His hands moved, then stopped, then moved again. He had dreamed about this moment, but now that it was here, it was hard to start.
She watched him. She knew. She had waited just like he had waited. Her heart was beating fast. She could feel it in her throat, in her ears, in her hands. She wanted to tell him, but she wanted to hear him first.
Their eyes met and held. Nothing else moved. No one else mattered. It was just them, two people who had carried a love too long in silence.
He reached for her hand, slowly, like he was afraid it would disappear. She let him take it. It was warm. It felt right. They both breathed in at the same time.
“I have loved you all this time,” he said at last, voice low, almost shaking.
Her eyes filled with tears, not from pain, but from the weight lifting. “I know,” she said, soft and sure. “Me too.”
For a moment they just sat there, holding hands, smiling through quiet tears, two hearts finally at peace because the truth was no longer hidden.
He looked at her, then looked down. He wanted to speak, but the words felt too big. His hands moved, then stopped, then moved again. He had dreamed about this moment, but now that it was here, it was hard to start.
She watched him. She knew. She had waited just like he had waited. Her heart was beating fast. She could feel it in her throat, in her ears, in her hands. She wanted to tell him, but she wanted to hear him first.
Their eyes met and held. Nothing else moved. No one else mattered. It was just them, two people who had carried a love too long in silence.
He reached for her hand, slowly, like he was afraid it would disappear. She let him take it. It was warm. It felt right. They both breathed in at the same time.
“I have loved you all this time,” he said at last, voice low, almost shaking.
Her eyes filled with tears, not from pain, but from the weight lifting. “I know,” she said, soft and sure. “Me too.”
For a moment they just sat there, holding hands, smiling through quiet tears, two hearts finally at peace because the truth was no longer hidden.
by WordWeaver & WebWeaver September 5, 2025
Get the Part 1 — Just Usmug. An event added to Sonic Speed Simulator on December 23, 2024. The event is located near the left of the spawn area in Green Hill on release. The main goal of this event is help Silver the Hedgehog and Super Shadow defeat the seemingly endless amount of phantom ruby illusions caused by Dr. Eggman and the newly found phantom ruby.
"Hey, did you hear about Super Shadow Event Part 2: Super Shadow? I heard Super Shadow's pretty overpowered!"
by Slightly Inconveniencing Bird April 2, 2025
Get the Super Shadow Event Part 2: Super Shadowmug. Their bodies moved slower now, tangled in warmth and damp skin. Every kiss was softer, every caress deeper, like fire turning into glowing embers. His lips traced her shoulders, her chest, her curves, leaving trails of heat that made her shiver.
She arched beneath him, melting into the rhythm of his touch, the sheets clinging to their skin. The night was heavy, tender, endless, wrapping them in a quiet storm.
They stayed close, closer still, breathing the same air, hearts steady in the afterglow. Skin to skin, heat to heat, nothing between them, nothing outside them. Only this. Only love.
She arched beneath him, melting into the rhythm of his touch, the sheets clinging to their skin. The night was heavy, tender, endless, wrapping them in a quiet storm.
They stayed close, closer still, breathing the same air, hearts steady in the afterglow. Skin to skin, heat to heat, nothing between them, nothing outside them. Only this. Only love.
by WordWeaver & WebWeaver September 17, 2025
Get the Part 12 — Just Usmug.