by xjessellison November 27, 2020
Get the Chris Syndromemug. A "Sam" is a basic white boy who is really hot, but he never responds to your text messages and partakes dry texting constantly. Hence the name, Sam Syndrome.
Person 1: HEY QUEEN! I HAVE A CRUSH ON THIS CUTE GUY BUT HE'S GOT SAM SYNDROME
Person 2: Ugh it's so common these days! It's like everyone has it!
Person 2: Ugh it's so common these days! It's like everyone has it!
by znon_productions April 3, 2023
Get the Sam Syndromemug. When you are around someone so much that everything they do pisses you off. Reguardless of how petty it is, up to and including the way they eat their cereal.
Man I must have Cereal Syndrome because everything Kevin does pisses me off. Look at the way he’s eating his cereal!!!!
Look at Kevin’s dumb fucking face! I think I have Cereal Syndrome because that shouldn’t bother me but it does and I don’t care. Fuck him.
Look at Kevin’s dumb fucking face! I think I have Cereal Syndrome because that shouldn’t bother me but it does and I don’t care. Fuck him.
by Thundercock 5000 March 8, 2019
Get the Cereal Syndromemug. by johnnykikass February 10, 2010
Get the Scarlet Syndromemug. You want to go to Hogwarts so bad it hurts. You want to be a part of the world in the Harry Potter universe, You want to be involved in the wizarding world. We all know you probably have a massive crush on one of the characters as well, and you probably ship either drarry or wolfstar.
Beanz: I am really sad I just want to be part of the wizarding world it’s not fair :(
Heinz: I think you have Hogwarts syndrome! Don’t be sad! :(
Heinz: I think you have Hogwarts syndrome! Don’t be sad! :(
by Heinz beanz January 20, 2021
Get the Hogwarts syndromemug. When someone plays video games religiously, has never ending munchies, loves music more than the average person (excluding pot-heads), always loses personal objects (phone,keys, wallet), uses gamer/nerd lingo, smokes hookah and hangs out with stoners but refuses to smoke weed.
Joe: What's up man? What did you do today?
Jack: Nothing much just hung out with my friend Bob. We chilled listened to music, played some xbox 360 and ate pizza.
Joe: Nice brah sounds like you guys got hella blazed!
Jack: Nah man Bob doesn't blaze, he's got Dallon Syndrome.
Jack: Nothing much just hung out with my friend Bob. We chilled listened to music, played some xbox 360 and ate pizza.
Joe: Nice brah sounds like you guys got hella blazed!
Jack: Nah man Bob doesn't blaze, he's got Dallon Syndrome.
by bluntedtwentyfourseven April 22, 2010
Get the Dallon Syndromemug. Is the belief that you are special and success reigns where others have failed through nothing other than self-entitlement.
"This door is locked!"
"No, you mofo, it isn't!"
*struggle*
"I guess you are right."
"Excalibur syndrome, dude...."
"No shit"
"No, you mofo, it isn't!"
*struggle*
"I guess you are right."
"Excalibur syndrome, dude...."
"No shit"
by Shoseph July 21, 2014
Get the excalibur syndromemug.