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Panning for turds

The perverse and possibly masochistic pleasure of seeking situations that are likely to cause oneself to be outraged or offended, in order to be being outraged or offended by them.
"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."

Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".
by Lady Beefcake January 19, 2013
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Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle
Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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pan-meta theory

Theory of everything.

Theory that infinity^infinity dimensions moving at uncountable speed creates an orthogonal circle.
Pan-meta theory meets avant-nihilism which comes from the future. In avant-nihilism, a circle of shine is created if an infinite number of colors are deposited into the circle.

Pan-meta theory proffers that a plurality of multiverses reduces perfectly into a universe.
by zanderfin July 4, 2020
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daniel pan

A fucking retard

Too stupid to comprehend

A massive unit
"I'm Wilkinson's favoritism son"
"Ben where are you"
"Give me"
-Daniel Pan
by nators April 29, 2019
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Frying Pan

When your girl has a sunburn and you drop your eggs on her face.
The good thing about Cabo was I got a frying pan from this girl I met.
by SlyDog1076 December 14, 2020
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