To imply sexual frustration.

Ert meaning 'It' in Norfolk terms.
I havent got laid in over a month, I need ert!
by beardy6991 April 9, 2008
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A Youtube Shorts trend that was popular in mid-July 2023. As the title suggests, it was a trend acting out a conversation between a group of two or more people discussing how they will earn money. Obviously, the conversation opened with the words, "We need cash. What happened to our stash?" It was performed by some mid Youtubers such as: Ian Mid, Midria and Bill, MidTeeShirt, Kelsi Mid and more. The trend made 10 people across all first world countries laugh, Most of them being in America. The first video i could find with this name was posted by AquaTown on the 3 June 2023, featuring PNGs of cute white cats acting out the events.
P1 We need cash.
P2 What happened to our stash?
P3 Bro, you have problems.
by Shocktospecter August 14, 2023
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I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind
Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop
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ask somebody to giv you a question
ay Joe! I nEeD A qUeStIoN
Ya what?
Can i PLz eat your poo?
sure it sure is tasty
by Earth Worm Sally December 9, 2018
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The most powerful spell from the book Arcanis Arcanum Vol. VIII. It has 12 chapters describing it. It said it could break anything, relationships, the Earth and the Universe. Practice of this spell is actually legal. If someone chants it, that means ur screwed.
Susan: We need to talk.
The universe: *explodes*
by mutenoMIC November 23, 2020
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May sound innocent. but can mean anything from "your mother died" to " you need to stop snorting cocaine. It's ruining the funeral"
Her: we need to talk.

Him: is it about the crocs in bed?

Her: "iS It aBouT tHe crOcS iN bED" ofcourse it'ss about the crocs allen.
by ליהי October 3, 2020
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Please help. All we have left is refried beans and rice crackers.
Yo, my cat got hit by a car... WE NEED SUM EATS.
by Big riggA! September 2, 2023
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