2 and a Half Mommies

When a girl has a kid, Finds a MILF, then the girl and the MILF can call each other mommy and the kid calls both of them mommy. But don't call the kid mommy because that's fucking weird.

Abby is into the 2 and a Half Mommies setup

by ballslmbao August 13, 2024

Mommy milkers

The act of having death threatening breasts.

(Noun)

Relating to having large tits, boobs, titties, boobies, breasts, milkerz.

Person 1: I want her mommy milkers

Person 2: yeah same 🤤

Person 1: proceeds to chop them off and take them To person 2

Person 2: BRO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY WANTING THEM

by Sou1E@t3r January 6, 2022

Mommy

A sexual kink that femboys, chads, and sometimes egirls share.

femboy; hey mommy
Chad: Yo whats up

by Pope Francis OnlyFans July 25, 2021

Mommy Blindness

When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what

Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness

by NuclearKärring November 29, 2017

mommies

The best, biggest, hairiest, not racist, highest and tightest jean wearing bitches in the world

hey mommies, I just donated some money to save dying people in america. They need the help

by keep making cool stuff June 12, 2020

Mommy

What you call your girlfriend or platonic bestfriend to flatter them.

Chris: Hey mommy. Emma: oh uh *intensely blushes*

by Monkeypoo356 August 27, 2022

Mommy

(not to be used of your real mother)
A very hot, typically female, adult.
Someone you think is so hot that you just say "Mommy?????"

Oh my god, Nancy is so hot, like, mommy?

by GayManSal July 12, 2022