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jungle monkey

Clayton: Hey! You jungle monkeys turn that music down. You Niggers makes me sick
by John Jacob Ring April 12, 2007
mugGet the jungle monkeymug.

monkey ass

Ima kick yo monkey ass.
by WICKED April 29, 2003
mugGet the monkey assmug.

porch monkey

guy 1:hey look at those porch monkeys over there
guy 2: haha yeah, come and clean my shoes you porch monkey
by k0_ November 29, 2018
mugGet the porch monkeymug.

Snub the monkey

The act of dissing or ig a guy's dick.
Caleb's feelings where hurt because his friend made fun of his cock instead of playing with it. His buddy should know better than to snub the monkey! He should have spanked it.
by dlee169 December 17, 2008
mugGet the Snub the monkeymug.

Monkey Blow

Fuck man, why'd you buy a bunch of monkey blow?

DUDE! I GOT SO WASTED ON MONKEY BLOW LAST NIGHT! So what if it took 200 lines?
by Sawao Yamanaka April 20, 2006
mugGet the Monkey Blowmug.

Arctic Monkeys

A really underground band that your mate might tel, you about at the bus stop after school. But their like really underground like nobody has heard of them at all. If you meet someone who’s heard of them that’s like winning the lottery
Yeah I don’t like popular music, I really like underground bands like Arctic Monkeys
by TommyT-Babay!!!! May 24, 2021
mugGet the Arctic Monkeysmug.

cunt monkey

The mystical creatures that reside in everything that fucks you over.
James lost his favorite socks.
"Damn, must be those cunt monkeys!"
mugGet the cunt monkeymug.

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