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Thanky

Same as thanks, but more interesting/annoying!!
Thanky for giving me candy!
by Sam S. October 18, 2003
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Meat Tank

Basically a buff man who takes exercising to its limits and engages in AoE like conversations with women all day long.

Also, "Meat" itself is just a placeholder for whatever may be happening at the moment.

In other words, if the Meat Tank is going to the bathroom, you can call him the Poop Tank. If he is eating a muffin, feel free to call him the Muffin Tank. Honestly the skies the limit here.

Above everything else, though, the Meat Tank is known for his aggressive friendliness and overall niceness.
"Yeah man, I did P90X the other day and I gotta say, it felt like that 12-mile marathon I did last night. Ha ha sure, I'll meet up with you at the gym later. Nah, of course I have nothing else to do."

"Yeah man, the other day I was trying to move my 500-pound refrigerator and the Meat Tank helped me out. Still can't believe he decided to walk all the way to my house with it though."
by Anonymous 98765432189 April 29, 2010
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Get me the tank

1. idiomatic expression derived from the television show 'Special 1 TV' used to describe a person who is laughing so uncontrollably as to require oxygen. Also used to express sarcasim
Bob: 'I really think Newcastle will stay up'.
James: 'Yeah right, get me the tank!'.
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Thanks for the invite

a phrase to tell your friends/main crew when they go do something super fun/exciting without ever telling you or inviting you and the only way you find out about it is via a Facebook places check-in, pictures, videos, a story the next day, etc.
"Billy is DRUNK AT CAESARS PALACE with Matt, Dre, Brittany, Josh, Wes, Grayson, Lauren, Stewy, Porf, and Kalin."
Jared: thanks for the invite. snakes.
Milo: thanks for the invite.
by billdote April 29, 2011
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bonzai tankbuster

when a chick is laying spread eagle on a bed and a guy jumps on top of her and tries to get his dick inside of her as soon as he lands. the guy usually has a running start. note: it can be very painful if he misses. injury can cause internal bleeding and/or a broken penis
dude im still limping from when i missed that bonzai tankbuster i did on your sister last night
by iamhuskie June 11, 2006
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I'm thankful for pussy

On of the two most shocking things you can say on thanksgiving at thanksgiving dinner. It can stop the dinner in its tracks.
Father:And what are you thankful for?
Son:I'm thankful for pussy.
Father:What did you say?
by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009
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tank drapes

large women labia

(first coined by the Frosty, Heidi & Frank radio show)
your girls is big man! she ain't got cat flaps, shes got the tank drapes!
by Taylor Robbins October 7, 2009
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