A word used to describe someone so obnoxious that calling them a 'twat' is reasonably complimentary.
by Richistheman August 02, 2009
by DavidDickinson2 June 04, 2010
by McE April 04, 2007
your twin flame, but they’re your shitting buddy. you always have to shit at the same time, or within the same hour. you may never meet this person but just know someone always gon be shittin’ while you are 💯
@ifuckanimetiddies: MY BRO YOU SHITTIN?
@ifuckaniemtiddies: YEAH BRO YOU?
@ifuckanimetiddies: YUP😈
@ifuckaniemtiddies: THIS DAT TWIN SHIT FLAME BRO💯💯
@ifuckanimetiddies: TWIN SHIT FLAME TELEPATHY
@ifuckaniemtiddies: YEAH BRO YOU?
@ifuckanimetiddies: YUP😈
@ifuckaniemtiddies: THIS DAT TWIN SHIT FLAME BRO💯💯
@ifuckanimetiddies: TWIN SHIT FLAME TELEPATHY
by ifuckaniemtiddies October 31, 2020
1/ not to be confused with "twain towers", a research institute dedicated to the study of the life and times of Huckleberry Finn
2/ Also not to be confused with the string superstore located in new hampshire see Twine Towers
3/ Not to be confused with the second Lord of the Rings movie see overhyped shit
4/ Formerly the worlds tallest building, now renowned as being the most expensive hole in the ground ever created.
5/ an example of how NOT to land an aircraft (unless you hate americans) see rest of the world
2/ Also not to be confused with the string superstore located in new hampshire see Twine Towers
3/ Not to be confused with the second Lord of the Rings movie see overhyped shit
4/ Formerly the worlds tallest building, now renowned as being the most expensive hole in the ground ever created.
5/ an example of how NOT to land an aircraft (unless you hate americans) see rest of the world
"aim for the one on the left mohammed, don't worry if you miss, there are two of them"
"excuse me sir, do you have a copy of Microsoft flight simulator with the Twin towers in, dont worry about the landing, i just need to know how to take off."
"excuse me maam, do you know the way to Twine towers? I need a new shoelace. for my shoe-bomb"
"excuse me sir, do you have a copy of Microsoft flight simulator with the Twin towers in, dont worry about the landing, i just need to know how to take off."
"excuse me maam, do you know the way to Twine towers? I need a new shoelace. for my shoe-bomb"
by Phil k May 04, 2005
The act of giving blow jobs and whoring in pairs. Often the girls are good friends and not very intellegent. Blow Job Twins are best when put in pairs of farm girl and whore.
Girls that are a part of a blow job 'twinage' lose many of their past friends. Throughout their school they will be known as whores even by the grade 12s who have nothing to do with them. When someone mentions one of the twins, the other comes up soon after aswell.
Blow Job Twins have also been known to finger one another when together. No boy in his right mind would want to date a girl that is part of a blow job twin.
Girls that are a part of a blow job 'twinage' lose many of their past friends. Throughout their school they will be known as whores even by the grade 12s who have nothing to do with them. When someone mentions one of the twins, the other comes up soon after aswell.
Blow Job Twins have also been known to finger one another when together. No boy in his right mind would want to date a girl that is part of a blow job twin.
Ex. 1
Guy: Hey did you hear about Talen and Jessica ?
Guy2: Ya their a couple of Blow Job Twins
Ex. 2
Girl: OMG ! here come the blow job twins !
Guy: Hey did you hear about Talen and Jessica ?
Guy2: Ya their a couple of Blow Job Twins
Ex. 2
Girl: OMG ! here come the blow job twins !
by teachergotablowjob December 21, 2009
by southpaw23 May 05, 2016