tanner is someone who thinks he’s the funniest person on earth. he isn’t. tanner is the type of person that drives you insane and wants you to end up dying. TANNER IS THE TYPE TO BE A BITCH. run if you come across a tanner. RUN RIGHT NOW!!!
“oh my god is that tanner? we need to get away from him”
“hey, i know that guy. it’s tanner, the biggest bitch of all.”
“that tanner guy made my sister want to die the other day.”
“hey, i know that guy. it’s tanner, the biggest bitch of all.”
“that tanner guy made my sister want to die the other day.”
by hatetanner4life August 24, 2023
Get the Tanner mug.Also known as the nearest place to take a dump. One may be using a Tanner toilet when they have to go, on the go. Is most commonly used on long trips, but can be used when in long meetings, or at dinner with friends.
Our trip to the zoo several of us had to use the Tanner toilet.
It’s never a good day when the Tanner toilet is being used.
It’s never a good day when the Tanner toilet is being used.
by Tomorrow riser October 9, 2023
Get the Tanner toilet mug.Tanners are simply a different breed. All of them are born usually in 300 B.C, and although funny, they are actual goddamn apes. Prehistoric beasts of nature that somehow made it to our almost-perfect industrial era. Despite this, anybody named Tanner is a certified top G. They're reliable and strong, and can lift literally anything. If you know a Tanner, value him for his wisdom, because it goes farther back in time than you could ever know.
by BigBoyBinsky November 6, 2023
Get the Tanner mug.by Tannercell December 14, 2023
Get the Tannercell mug.The most loving and thoughtful partner a girl could ask for. He takes care of the people he loves and is always able to lift you up when you’re feeling down. He’s the smartest guy you’ll ever meet, though he doesn’t believe so. Taner is tall, very handsome and good at almost every sport. He’s not afraid to try new things and usually succeeds at anything he sets his mind too. He’s the most supportive partner, and the best person you’ll ever have in bed. He’s truly one of a kind. The kind of guy you’ll want to marry.
by Willard December 16, 2023
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Found on individuals with unacceptably long toes. Able to grapple, squash, and dominate. Culturally unacceptable so they reside covered like a hijab.
Found on individuals with unacceptably long toes. Able to grapple, squash, and dominate. Culturally unacceptable so they reside covered like a hijab.
by Jimp Jimp December 18, 2023
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