"OMG I just ran those kids off the road who were just trying to go to Numbers for the first time and who are extremely afraid of their Pentecostal parents! I Toddy!"
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When the crotch of a girl's tights (or leggings) is not pulled up securely while she is wearing a skirt. In extreme cases, it may even sit lower than the skirt itself, creating the illusion of a crotch that is disproportionately closer to the ground than anatomically possible.
Lauren, I have to run to the bathroom real quick; I got dressed in a hurry and couldn't pull my tights on all the way, and I'm afraid I might get toddler crotch by the time I'm too drunk to notice.
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Get the Toddler Cocktail mug.When you get blind-sided by someone that is seemingly harmless; based upon the character Todd in Breaking Bad.
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