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Brisbane Squid

This cunt from Brisbane who now lives in Sydney that will dangerously latch on to you but will let go of you after 3 hours as long as you can survive his yapping beak.
"That Brisbane Squid cunt doged beers with the boys again"

"The Brisbane Squid is hungover and masturbating furiously "

"You're a fuckwit, just like that Brisbane Squid cunt."
by Yeaaaaladdd February 27, 2019
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Scaring a squid

High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.
I had the craziest 3 way last night! It’s was eight limbs and squirting like scaring a squid!!
by biffduncan August 3, 2021
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Squid

a slimy ass nigga or jus someone whos annoying pissing you off being dumb lazy or left you on opened or something like thag
your a fucking squid bro.
by 420.clowns August 1, 2022
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Sand Squid

A girl who runs with her arms and legs flailing (similar to a giraffe). Usually she is very bubbly and talkative.
That Cleo, she's a sand squid!
by bigcatface September 16, 2009
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Squid

I just got word of a squid on the unit.
by Métis Messiah March 11, 2021
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Squid belly Jackson

Noun, used to supplant the proper/formal nomenclature of a biological being, primarily applied to the order of elasmobrach. Implies an exuberant or boisterous character.

Verb, when applied in past tense through adding conjugation “‘d”. Eg. Squid belly Jackson’d”
“So this squid belly Jackson zooms up, crashes the bait crate, knocks the feeder on his ass, snags a Bonita, and casually swims off.
by ChuckNnancy March 8, 2021
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SQUID GAMES!!!!

"Uncle Ben, what happened?" Tobey Maguire Spider-Man says. "SQUID GAMES!!!!" Uncle Ben responds, dying seconds after.
by Wifebeater27wasTaken January 16, 2025
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