When you drink a double dose of Nyquil and begin to masturbate to see if you can finish before you pass out.
I woke up this morning with my dick in my hand after drag racing the sandman last night. That fucker wins every time!
by mrkron January 9, 2012
Get the Drag Racing The Sandmanmug. Someone who drives race cars professionally and has no fucken clue what they are doing on the track.
Someone who's Daddy payed for them all the way though the levels of racing and doesn't know how to actually race.
Someone who's Daddy payed for them all the way though the levels of racing and doesn't know how to actually race.
Racer- "Why are they beating me on the straights"
Crew-member - " Because you are a non-racing-fuck who doesn't know how to drive a damn race car."
Crew-member - " Because you are a non-racing-fuck who doesn't know how to drive a damn race car."
by Cole Fucken Trickle March 16, 2022
Get the non-racing-fuckmug. A car race, often held in conjunction with a demolition derby, e.g. at a county fair. The cars are junkers. The drivers are blindfolded (yes, blindfolded). There's a second person in the back seat of each car, the "mother in law", who shouts directions at the driver. "Gas!" "Left!" "Brake!" Hilarity ensues.
by Sticky the Clown April 29, 2011
Get the Mother in law racemug. Having violent and severe shits that is the consistancy of small solid turds exiting your body at what seem like the speed of light.
I ate mexican last night and as soon as i got home there was a Japanese Racing Mouse peeking its head out. metior ass
by deezy12627210 August 22, 2009
Get the Japanese Racing Mousemug. When a group of guys gather in the same room and and have a race to see who can masturbate the fastest. The last one to finish loses.
Similar to a circle jerk, in that a bunch of guys are gathering in the same room jerking off, but its not gay or anything because your in a circle jerking *yourself* off.
Similar to a circle jerk, in that a bunch of guys are gathering in the same room jerking off, but its not gay or anything because your in a circle jerking *yourself* off.
We had a submarine race the other day and Johnny had to clean up afterwards.
A submarine race isn't gay or anything like a circle jerk, its just a competition...duh.
Keep your eyes closed until you're done, fag, this is a submarine race not a circle jerk.
A submarine race isn't gay or anything like a circle jerk, its just a competition...duh.
Keep your eyes closed until you're done, fag, this is a submarine race not a circle jerk.
by S...K... November 9, 2007
Get the submarine racemug. The ultimate test to see if you are a true racer. Each opponents put their cars on the line in a winner takes all match. If you win you get a free car as well as all the upgrades installed but if you lose, you lose your car. Very risky but the reward is a free car
Racer 1: i do pink slip racing only. are you up for it
Racer 2: your on
Racer 1: thanks for the free custom ford gt
Racer 2: your on
Racer 1: thanks for the free custom ford gt
by Thetruebadass July 29, 2014
Get the pink slip racingmug. One of the best racing games for the Nintendo 64. Sure, the system didn't have many good ones, but this would have been good on any console. You race around with the new Beetle model on kickass racetracks. So many shortcuts to take, and tons of glitches to mess around with such as spinning your car out of Mount Mayhem. Multiplayer was good too.
Now that I have the Police Beetle, I can stop the AI cars and smash them when I hit them. The Alien Beetle looks the coolest though. Damn, Beetle Adventure Racing is so rad.
by etaN retsaM March 28, 2008
Get the Beetle Adventure Racingmug.