Finger blasting

The art of making your finger into a toy gubln.

I'll get them next time I go finger blasting.

by Jackie Papers November 29, 2022

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chest blasting

A vigorous pectoral workout performed by one or more brohemians.

- "Feel like a morning chest blasting, bro?"
- "Yolo."

- "I totally blasted my chest this morning."
- "Me too, brah!"
*High Five*

by PuddingSan September 18, 2013

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Shonen Blast

The greatest rapper of all time to come out of Grand Rapids Michigan!

"Yo guys did you here Shonen Blast dropped his new song last night?! IT WAS FIRE!"
"OMG is that Shonen Blast?! He's The best artist ever!"

by Shonen Blast! April 12, 2022

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Nuclear Blasted

The phenomenon of a band watering down their music after signing to the record label Nuclear Blast Records.

Vader kicks ass! Shame, they got Nuclear Blasted.

by Necrot December 23, 2021

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Turkey Blast

The giant, hot dump you explode into your aunts toilet after thanksgiving, leaving you with anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.

I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving so I can get some Preparation H.

by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020

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Jag-blast: noun \ˈdʒægblæst\
1 a: Two regrettable situations which have worked together for good.
b: Slang. A contemptibly vile and undesirable person; a more severe term for the slang "jerk."
Origin:
1 a: Being "blasted" after falling into a "jag" (a cut or slash) would be two separately unfortunate situations, but together become beneficial.
b: From the verb "jag," which means "to move jerkily," the slang term "jerk" was taken (meaning any general insult), then compounded with the slang "blast," as in "that blasted child."

The business meeting was boring, but the fire alarm made it a jag-blast.

I met a really jag-blastic guy at the party.

by Hasha June 6, 2011

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