sexting

Sending a text message to your buddies while having sex with your girl.

I was hitting my girl doggy style and while she wasn't looking I started sexting.

by J Morow January 18, 2009

sexting

A word named by teachers n government official for teens who send dirty pics n messages 2 1 another. Quite frankly I kno NO teenagers who use this word 4 wat they do... The only reson anybody BUT teens kno about "sexting" is bcuz some kids were txtin in some skool, got there phones taken, n the teacher felt the need to invade their privacy n inform every1 n their mom about wat they were txtin. Maybe tha fuckin teacher shuld get locked the hell up huh?

Teacher:mike r u sexting?

Mike:ummmm....hey. Suck mines bitch I'm textin my girl!

Teacher:give me your phone Michael

Mike: here(what a fuckin whore)
Later that day....

Teacher: let's c wat mike n his "girl" were texting since I clearly have nothin better 2 do has a teacher.

After reading ALL the messages....

Techer:oh my gosh!!! I have 2 tell everybody!!!!

by jamzel May 1, 2009

Irish Sting

When a male lathers his member with soap, whilst showering with his female love companion. The male then penetrates his lover without warning and without washing, causing a burning sensation in the woman’s vagina and urethra; not to mention his own we willy winky. The Irish Sting!

Damn S*_____ looked so fine in the shower this morning. When she turned around to wash her face I gave her the old Irish Sting. Ouch!

by James P.P. October 11, 2007

sting

To take hits from the bong

"Yo Ryno, lets go take some fucking stings bro, what the fuck we waitin for"

by bliddy999 February 24, 2010

Stinger

While in the act of masturbation you get yourself to a peeking point when you feel like you might blow your load, then you sit on your thumb right before you blow.

I was totally getting off last night by giving myself the stinger

by bobak-mcpubic`1 June 30, 2009

Stingy

The annoying little shit in the tv show Lazy Town. He takes everything procaliming it to he "MINE". He eventually takes the mayor's wife and pumps her until she is jelly. Over all he is a cunt in all aspects of life and will not refrain from taking your kids, money, soul, job and even your anal virginity.

No stop it stingy I didn't consent!

HAHAHAHAH NOW YOUR PENIS IS MINE
AAAAAAH! NOT MY PP! STINGY SENPAI!

by Nombus June 4, 2019

Breakup sexting

When your girl wants to pull some shit and say you're broke up. Then you're at work and get a text like

"Well I mean damn can't you picture it - me in my bustiers on my knees with you in my 👄 and then me licking and sucking getting you 🤑 and then pulling me up & bending me over 🍆you sliding my pink cute thong over and taking me bent over the bed .... Hot I mean hot .... Oh well that's a shame😜 "

I thought that chick was gone for good, next thing you know we're breakup sexting.

by Reush1972 May 27, 2016