Swish

Another term describing the monkey scoop, This act occurs when a fart is let out and the owner uses his hand in a cupping motion to grab it and then proceeds to toss it in the face of a unlucky individual. (Caution, This act may induce vomitting)

Derived from the swish in basketball when the ball doesnt touch anything but the net when the player gets a point.

Swish is also a terrible tasting home made liquer.

"dude, I let one ripped after eatin burritos last night, it made for the perfect swish on megans face"

"I got a swish from half court to with the game! BOO-YA!"

"Man this swish tastes gross but it will get us sh*tfaced in no time"

by Swish Ninja Nick February 4, 2010

swiss AEL fans

Two crazy girls from the beautiful eastern part of Switzerland. Even though they gave their hearts to green-white many years ago, they decided to be generous when their favourite footballer wandered off to a pretty island called Cyprus to play for AEL. Absolutely devastated by the sudden departure of number 8, they took a leap of faith and learned to love the colour combination of yellow and blue. It took a little getting used to, but after seeing the Limassol way of life with their own eyes, they were so amazed by that lovely city and its kind residents, that they decided to support two football clubs from then on.

some guy in yellow queuing for the toilet in Tsirio's Gate 3: "So who are you? You don't look much like from somewhere around here..."

MK + FS: "Well you're right; we're actually from Switzerland. We're here to see number 8 play and of course to support your team too!"

guy in yellow: "Alright, nice to meet you. It's good having some swiss AEL fans here! Make yourselves at home." :o)

by headwrecker January 2, 2011

Swiss Handjob

The Act of reciving a handjob from the FRONT generally done at a party or a stripclub or dance club.
The girl (or guy) stands in front of you and jacks you off toward them stroking in the opposite direction..Its generally uncomfortable but interesting at the same time.

Guy 1- "i was at the club and this chick walked up while i was dancing pulled my dick out and gave me a swiss handjob, i came all over here dress"

Guy 2- " Fuck you"

by BGeezy29 April 11, 2011

Swiss001

An awful YouTuber who smashes tech, scams people, doesn’t do giveaways, makes his videos 8mins to get money, and doesn’t care

“Don’t you just hate how Swiss001 scammed me”
“Yoooooo dude nah, he smashed airpods

by Ronald DeSantis December 18, 2022

grape swish

Another name for a Grape-flavored Swisher Sweet.

I only roll up my bleezys with that grape swish

by ChiefGreenbud May 31, 2010

swisha house

slang for a swisher sweet which is split, emptied, and filled wit grapes.

stop by da store and pick up a swisha house cuz im feelin to get tacked yadadadadadadameeeen

by george tedbetter July 24, 2006

Swiss Logic

Penis Slicer

by Masked Newbie June 3, 2003