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Steven

Steven is a person that usually has a small peen and likes gay sex.
Steven is a nigger
by Gilbertonibba6969420 November 24, 2018
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Steven

A stubborn bull headed boyfriend who usually breaks up with someone eleven to twelve times for rediculous reasons, he is often seen sneaking around with girls named paige and loces listening to rap music to make himself seem black. He is not very kind and loves to talk crap about anyone and everyone behind their backs. many times he will tell you he is going to fight you but then backs down because really he is a pussy, has a small dick and thinks hes the best at everything and can never be wrong. He usually treats girls like shit and never appologizes. mostly found talking crap on facebook and having fun with other girls behind his girlfriends back. and he never keeps his promises. he is for sure quality! no homo!
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omfg just so you know im hanging out with paige and some other people tomorrow just so you dont think im cheating on you.

yep thats a steven.

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paige asked me to prom but she dosent want to cause any drama and didnt want me to tell you about it. im not sure what to say.

say that she should take cody instead cuz were seeing each other and that would be akward for me.

that was my idea

... later on... oh by the way i told her yes

wow you are such a steven

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i dont think things are ever going to work out between us so im done. just dont think im leaving you for paige.

dayyymmmn you are by far the biggest steven i know...
by giving up April 7, 2011
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Steven Lopez

a guy with NO PENIS.
A closet-ed gay
secretly sucks Zach steens penis in the lockerroom
Also has a secret crush on Liam Shaw, and Josh Keener.
Loves Josh's twelve inch dick (Steven told me) in he super tight(told me again) asshole.
it may be tight at first but after a few minutes he can take a horse like mister hands
Can use double fist in is ass, four if hes with friends.
can fit a fist in his pee hole and cross dresses but when he gets a boner he covers it with his handy dandy binder
steven lopez is known for his boners
by joe vega October 15, 2011
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steven

the american verison of the uncommonly used name "stiven"
paul's brother is named steven.
by supaste August 23, 2007
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Stevens

A beautiful Blonde haired girl from the black country,who has an amazing personality and shes the kinda girl any guy would want to marry and any guy who dosn't is either a massive gay or an angler fish I LOVE YOU!!
Guy1:Seen stevens
Guy2: yeah shes fucking beautiful

Stevens:shut up zack you angler
by bearhugs12 April 28, 2013
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Steven

A Steven can come in many different forms with the most popular being the one of the human denomination. It is usually in a meat format with a small bone structure better known as, skinny runt. A Steven will sometimes try to make jokes about certain subjects which would then fail resulting in everyone else calling it, a bastard.

The most popular known species of Steven to the human eye is one with a tiny penis, almost vagina like. They occur all over the world and are to be avoided at all costs due to the terrible smell of their breath and ability to put your penis in your mouth in a matter of seconds, without you realizing.
"Hey look there is a Steven!"

"Shit man, don't go near that hideous creature"
by MasifWilly October 11, 2011
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Steven Colbert

Absolutely nothing. How absolute morons spell "Stephen Colbert" when taking the time to write out an definition for the guy on this website without bothering to check for one second to see if they got the name right. (See also: "Jon Stuart")
"lols i luv steven colbert he is so funny!!!!"
"Get cancer."
by will farell lol September 6, 2007
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