yosemite squirrel 

More badass than a regular squirrel, a Yosemite squirrel is the Alex Honnold of the squirrel kingdom. It climbs mountains, drinks beer, and snatches food out of unsuspecting hands.

(Squirrel on top of half dome snatching lunches)
Adrian: How did that squirrel get up here?
Me: it’s a Yosemite squirrel. It does what it wants.

yosemite squirrel by emvyous July 2, 2020

sea squirrel

Sea squirrels are also known as Sea Squas. Sea squirrels are a very rare creature in mythological stories. According to myth, there are only 3 left in the world. One lives in Indonesia, One lives in Massachusetts, and one lives in the Mariana Trench. The one in the Mariana Trench is the only male, but he is a cannibal so no one likes him. They are normally the size of a gray squirrel but can expand when they are going to eat something big, like a boat. They look like a squirrel except they have webbed feet, fangs, and a scaly body.

"Why are you throwing bread into the ocean?"
"Because I'm feeding the sea squirrels, duh"

sea squirrel by Squirrellover1234 October 30, 2020

Material Squirrel 

a different breed, sometimes related to furrys

Slay material squirrel, SLAY!

Material Squirrel by materialsquirrel April 29, 2022

suplex flying squirrel 

The act of jumping in the air spreading your arms and legs wide mid doggie style while yelling "WOOOooo" (like Rick Flair would) only to land on your partners back slamming them into the ground.

Kurt Viener pummeled his lover Xavier with a suplex flying squirrel.

suplex flying squirrel by Ed Dontez August 2, 2016

Piss eyed squirrel

An emotion which exceeds the level of frustration of a rabid animal.

My coach was madder than a piss eyed squirrel when I scored for the other team.

Piss eyed squirrel by Crafty creations June 12, 2018

Choking the squirrel 

The act of performing oral sexual intercourse so intensely that the one giving it produces noises resembling those of a choking squirrel.

Hey bro, I think my neighbour was choking the squirrel last night.

Choking the squirrel by The.Rt.Hon.BorisBlowjobson1722 March 13, 2023

dirt squirrel hunter 

one who goes to bars searching or hunting for a dirt squirrel to take home. His reason for not setting his sights higher is either low standards or simply as a time saving factor.

*using the definition of a dirtsquirrel of
1. a female of questionable character
2. a female with a scandalous sexual past
3. a dirty dirty slut

Did you see that dirt squirrel Andrew took home?
I think he is officially a dirt squirrel hunter now.

dirt squirrel hunter by KeithW May 25, 2008