Grab a spoon

AND EAT MY ASS aka fuck off

Kailey-“Hey Bailey, get your shit together”
Bailey-“grab a spoon”

by Bkay September 3, 2018

Lick the spoon

To black out due to hard partying resulting in temporary (or permanent) mind loss. Originally derived from someone licking the spoon used to mix chemicals that make up window pane etc... but can be used when refering to a long and hard night of drinking.

Wow, it looks like Neil is gonna lick the spoon tonight.

by Antonio Blah Blah April 22, 2006

spoon coot

Someone who does something very idiotic and cant explain there actions because they are so thick i.e gary twig

Garth is a spoon coot

by Tezdog September 21, 2013

meat spoon

a spoon dull of a dull gray-ish meat-like substance. It can be found in the wilds of the cafeteria and is highly intelligent.

Diana grimaces as ahe sees her friend about to eat a meat spoon.

by Hannah <(^^)> March 12, 2008

swenson spoon

the act of dating girls that are entirely to young for you

kris got arrested for pulling a swenson spoon

by ckennedy August 2, 2008

spoon head

somali's

der heads r shaped like spoons

by Top Shotta!! May 2, 2003

Spooning the Tuna

To spoon one's tuna is to fist one's vagina.

Dave: Do you like spooning the tuna.
Greg: I like spooning your mum's tuna.

by Mister Shaun June 21, 2008