spongetrick

spongey asshole bitch whos stupid

someone who wants everything that you have

"OMG where did you get that cause i really want that and u have to tell me or else so that we can be matching!!!!!!!:"
"ur such a spongetrick!!!!!!!"

by amazing persone February 6, 2009

sponke

Australian immigrant group's alliterative misspelling of spank. Will be used as widely as cofefe . Refer to current major 2017 Australian debate on same sex marriage ahead of a planned plebiscite (or vote). Especially by those arguing the "No" case by using irrelevant and unrelated topics such as voting "Yes" will approve beastiality, paedophilia & poligamy, & having school children role play being sexual in some way. In this particular misuse: masturbation.

Voting for same sex marriage in Australia will result in your children learning how to "sponke" the monkey.

by Dougal of Oz September 5, 2017

nob sponge

a vagina or a pussy that enjoided having sexual contact with.

man i had a nice nob sponge last nite

by branflakes December 20, 2006

drug sponge

a hot gurl who outright askes you for more of your drugs (usually cocaine)

dam that taylor girl drug sponged all my coke lastnight

by yomommafool May 1, 2018

love sponge

A squishy absorbant piece of material inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk and thus perventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.

And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!

by PeeBee February 26, 2004

The SpongeBOB

The 'SpongeBob' look, taken from the the character name and American animated T.V series/ Media Franchise,'SpongeBob SquarePants'.The SpongeBob is used best to describe someone who has a square shaped, heavy upper body with no waist, but skinny legs. Hot on the heels of the Muffin Top, The SpongeBob will also become common place due to fashionista's insisting that leggings are back in for next Season 2007!!!

"you have such fantastic legs,but that outfit makes you look a bit ..SpongeBob"
"Those metallic leggings are fierce!..but the jumper on top makes you look too SpongeBob!"
The SpongeBob is NEVER a good look ladies (or gents.

by Ms Marvel January 7, 2007

sponged

someone who has comsumed more alcohol than their body can handle.

After drinking all day, she was sponged.

by illegalien November 20, 2006