smack yourself around

a term for masterbation.something you do to spend time with yourself.

"OMG joey,when you go home you better not start to smack yourself around.LOL

by BuRn51E July 25, 2007

flirty smack

Coy shit talking from someone who is trying to be discreet but who is really inappropriate and quite simply a tease.

His flirty smack was exhausting and complete bunkum.

by Lindsay H. October 9, 2005

seacow

Used to describe a fat woman (BBW).

Try a salad once in a while, you seacow.

by ast August 12, 2004

Smack Peddler

Low class drug dealer

Look at this fucking smack peddler

by Beastin it December 3, 2010

smack the weasel

a euphemism meaning masturbation

I walked into the room and saw my roomie smack the weasel

by smacktheweasel July 18, 2011

smack monkey

Someone who is dependent on heroin.
Especially one who is non-athletic and avoids conflict.
See: Smackhead

Kid: Mummy! Why is that man selling his shoes?
Mum: Just ignore him, honey! He's a dirty little smack monkey.

by leimagnus September 25, 2013

Saco de patatas

Alguien malísimo en algo, como deportes.

"Eres un saco de patatas para el box"

by VCuicatl January 3, 2014