slipped a crippler

When a person has been screwed, in either hole, so hard the night before they cannot walk properly the next day.

she got slipped a crippler last night, she aint running any where.

by Neilwill July 26, 2010

drop it like a slippery stick of butter

something you say when you just want the conversation to end.

Ian: Lara why are you so special and not in a good way?
Lara: Ian just drop it like a slippery stick of butter

Ian: Ms McClain can i go to the nurse?
Ms. McClain: Why, Ian?
Ian: My scars hurting...
Ms. McClain: What?
Ian: From all these dementors.
Ms. McClain: What?
Ian: I REALLY NEED TO KILL SOME HORCRUXES
Ms. McClain: Ian just drop it like a slippery stick of butter!

by BigCatSkibbie November 21, 2010

Baby Sippin

Someone who drinks alcohol in baby sips(take small taste). Drinks alcohol very slowly.

All the hommies were finishing up the 12pack and Jack was still baby sippin his first beer.

by HOOKUP July 31, 2007

Slippery ninja

The sexual act of masturbating onto a floor, leaving a sticky or slippery mess (depending on floor surface). An action intended to cause discomfort and annoyance to a female partner in the hope that she treads in the newly applied man-porridge.

*guy applies slippery ninja technique, girl walks into room* *squelch*
Girl: Oh my god that's disgusting! Why would you do that on the floor?!
Guy: I am slippery ninja, and as an owner of ovaries, you are the victim of my mischievous ninja deeds!

by Slippery ninja February 28, 2010

Shippensburg

A small state college in central Pennsylvania where you are considered cultured if you drink imported beer. Although it is often overshadowed by the Penn state main campus (roughly two hours away) SHIP has been sporting record Underage drinking violations for over a decade. It was recently made into a dry campus but still retains the strong scent of cheap beer and liquor. Ohh, its also a fine place to see cows and get an education.

"Sometimes my dad will come home from the bar drunk and beat me to take out his frustration"
"Didn't your dad graduate from Shippensburg University?"

(NOTE: Child abuse is no laughing matter. If you or someone you know is being abused please contact your local child services)

by T. Rizzle July 27, 2008

Slippage

When a man's cock accidently slips out of whatever he's fucking. Can happen if he misjudges his stroke, if his partner is too loose or wet, if his cock is short, or if he is unfamiliar with a position (usually doggy-style).

That girl was wide open, man. Way too much slippage, and right when I was 'bout to bust. (Note: Generally not a word used in normal conversation. 'Slip' would be the most commonly used variant.)

by FuzzyLawliet March 31, 2009

Aladdin's slippers

Breasts so pert the nipples point upwards like the way aladdin's slippers always appear to be curled upwards.

Those are some fine aladdin's slippers on that bitch's chest

by Robotnik in disguise April 16, 2009