Milk slap

The jocular act of hitting someone in the face, usually gently, with a cold, plastic milk bottle. The bottle is generally at least 6 pints – large enough to cover one side of a person's face.

This action often just cools the victim's face in a pleasant way, rather than actually hurting them.

It's a milk slap, L.B.!

by Kokapetl January 19, 2009

Status Slap

When you assault a person through the use of status updates on social networking websites such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.

Man that fucktard needs a good status slapping

by hipposaur March 15, 2009

Wank slap

A funny prank to play whilst drunk at a party or sleep over. Much like placing cream in the open hand of a passed out or sleeping person and tickling them on the face so they slap cream in their face. This is very similar, only using a different kind of "cream". One masturbates on to a piece of tissue, and places the used tissue dry-side-down on to the victims hand. The victim is then tickled on the face to entice them to scratch to itch, and then end up with a wanky tissue stuck on their face.

Dave: Mate, Simon's out cold.
Frankie: Shit, yeah. Hey, he's got one hand open.
Dave: You thinking what i'm thinking?
Frankie: Hell yeah! Let's wank slap this dude.

by jewittinspace August 13, 2010

Sparta Bitch Slap

An epic slap to the face which has the equivalent force to that of a sparta kick to the chest.

Person: Ho, I'm gonna sparta bitch slap you if you don't go out there and make my money!

by Khaos-sama February 1, 2009

better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish

better than it could be

Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!

Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!

by mom743 December 4, 2010

Sandi E Dip N' Slap

First, you place your balls into a huge bucket of coleslaw. Then, you widen your loose girl's anus and dip the boys right in there. Then, you pull 'em out and slap her right in the face with them.

Willee E. still has stains on his face from when Matt pulled the Sandi E Dip N' Slap.

by b-pot April 21, 2004

Slap the Bag

Alternate version of the Slap the Bag game, with the following rules:

- one of the players starts the game holding the bag
- other players call out a name and slap the bag; the called player must drink
- the called player cannot be the player holding the bag; the bag holder is immune while holding the bag
- if the caller misses the bag or is blocked from slapping the bag, they must drink instead
- the player who drinks becomes the holder

Simone! <slap the bag>

by 826bagslapper April 26, 2014