shank

an ugly whore who steals boyfriends

that girl who hooked up with my boyfriend last night that katie did not try and prevent reminds me of shank.

by lkdjhlfkda December 28, 2005

shank

Shank is a slut or something very dirty.

"That girl is such shank, I don't know why he's still dating her"

"This car is such shank, it won't even start"

by b.o.n.e July 28, 2005

SHANK

When one masturbates as he is on the toilet having a shit

formed by the blending of 'wank' and 'shit'

Ahhhh My shit was talkin that long to come out i decided to have a shank.

by Anal Ainzworth January 14, 2009

blue scanky scandinavan monkey

a monkey that is scanky and is blue and is from scaninavian and lives on colfax.

Look at that blue scanky scandinavan mokey. Its sexy.

by Tina September 1, 2003

Sankarshan

When searching up his name on Urban Dictionary, he will suddenly get a great boost of morale. Then suddenly he will realize that he can't come up with any insults. Braceface will be the name he calls anyone that wears braces. Four eyes for anyone wearing glasses. Everyone around him will suddenly realize how shitty these insults are. No one is able to talk to him because all he says is "STFU" whenever you tried to talk to him.

Person 1: "Hey, braceface"
Person 2: "OMG, it's the Sankarshan again"
Person 1: "Fuck my life, I'm starting to become like a Sankarshan"

by K4le April 16, 2019

Shankadoodle

One who is in love with two girls at the same time

Man, I'm in a pickle. Shankadoodle.

by Boo! April 9, 2003

Scankitty

One who eats baconators so frequently that they have put enough money into Wendy's to own half its stock. Usually obnoxious and rude, with a short fuse. The suffix -kitty comes from a massive amount of chest hair.

Woaa, Scankitty, what did your doctor say about eating freshmen?
God, what a Scankitty! She just ate two baconators!

by Muahaha The Artful Dodger May 13, 2009