24 September

On this day you should text and old friend that you haven’t seen in years and remember why you were besties

Person 1: hey haven’t seen you in ages we should do something soon

Person 2: yea that sound great when???

Person 1: well I’m free on the 24 September

by Hansey1569 October 16, 2019

September 11, 2001

A day when a fake “muslim” group called Al Qaeda destroyed Twin Towers, now it is One World Trade Center.

it’s September 11, 2001
okay coo- WAIT THIS BUILDING IS GETTING DESTROYED

by fordashy is gay December 14, 2022

September 15

bitches born this day do be the slowest mfs

guy1: yo when were you born
guy2: september 15

guy1: no wonder you dumb asf

by mizpahs September 21, 2020

September 4

The day where the gayest fucking people were born

Person:what’s your birthday?
Other person: September 4th
Person: YOUR GAY

by Urmomsmilf November 2, 2021

15 September

All the boys born in 15 September have a f*cking huge whale c*ck.

AY Bro its 15 september, its my birth day.
Damn, i bet you have a whale c*ck.

by Edi Laver February 27, 2021

NO SHIT SEPTEMBER

It is when u dont poop if u poop

God will PUNISH you

SOO DONT POOP

HAVE A NICE DAY

PLS DONT POOP

BOY. I didnt poop all of September

GIRL. Why?
Boy. Because it NO SHIT September

by Imfatassbitch November 4, 2019

September 30th

Start of a 43 hour relationship

Man! Today's September 30th, guess I gotta go start a 43 hour relationship!

by coolerthanyou69 November 2, 2019