shitring

Arsehole

Take your awful opinion and ram up it up your shitring

by Arsesniffer2000 September 29, 2020

shitbis

Urgent business that is also terrible.

“...this Shitbis is terrifying.” J,

“I need to finish this Shitbis before my derelict Uncle gets here and lights the house on fire, again.”

by Elle.Revolver October 6, 2020

SHITING!!!

THE SHIT OF THAT FUCKING SHITER!!!

when i close my eyes.... I SEE SHITING!!! I SEE FUCKING SHITING!!! FUCK THAT SHITTER!!! ok i think that is enough. I SAY IT S ENOUGH WHEN I SEE THAT SHITTER!!! FUCK THAT SHITTING BOY YA DNGIE SHIT MO BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by joanne olougnja November 18, 2020

Shitmining

A particularly deep form of rimming with a surprise ending!

'awww man, did I tell you about the shitmining I did last night? They loved it and I get a snack!'

by Bloodypete November 20, 2020

shitmining

The act of surfing various websites and researching strange topics for nuggets of random information e.g. the sex lives of conjoined twins. When engaging in a deep dive of the internet, spurred on by a seemingly innocuous trigger.

The opposite of Shitposting. Absorbing and consuming as opposed to spewing out information.

Examples:

"I went shitmining last night and found out there is a poisonous breed of rat"

"I'm stuck in a shitmine on name subject"
"Have you been shitmining again?"

by Elzeebub November 20, 2020

Shitmindfulshit

a mental state achieved by focusing one's awareness on the past or present moment angerly ignoring and declining one's feelings, thoughts, and bodily sensations

He was told news and he just went total shitmindfulshit you couldnt even talk to him

by 1234abd January 3, 2021

Shitting 2kg

Basically when you haven’t shat in 5 days and you start pouring shit out of your asshole that is a never ending story of melted pistachio chocolate, the end.

Oi mate I’m shitting 2kg

by Robloxlover_123 January 15, 2021