I sexually identify as a submarine

For those who sexually identify as submarines

I sexually identify as a submarine! Respect my periscope you bigot!
Shoot your torpedo inside me USS Wahoo (SS-238)

by lord of the silver rings June 2, 2017

Counter-Sexual

Instead of LGBTQIA or whatever insane number of lettered acronyms are created to describe the plethora of non-traditional, non-heterosexual relationships of some people, how about call people who don't fit into typical heterosexual standards, COUNTER-SEXUAL. Just like with counter-culture, which is COUNTER to the mainstream, COUNTER to traditional most popular culture, COUNTER-SEXUAL becomes a similar word to describe anyone from that population when referring in GENERAL. When speaking in specifics then someone can still say, gay, lesbian, transgender, intersex etc....otherwise in general reference, it could be COUNTER-SEXUAL which is much more simple and to the point, more literal and less complicated, less controversial or uncomfortable, more neutral while still honoring the differences while trying to include all the different types of sexualities-which could end up using the entire alphabet!

Studies show that there are more counter-sexual characters in mainstream television shows since 2014.

The counter-sexual movement includes all types of sexualities that are not heterosexual.

by Damiana00 July 9, 2019

Kitchenware sexuality

Is were your attracted to kitchenware such as pans, toasters, fridges and others you are kitchenware sexuality

you: hey my sexuality is kitchenware
me: so your sexually attracted to fridges and toasters
you: yes exactly kitchenware sexuality
me: never come to my house again i'm hiding my kitchenware

by SATANSCHILDBITCH June 16, 2020

Weasley Sexual

If you have a crush on only the weasleys

“Hey can I have your number?”
“Ew! No I’m Weasley Sexual!”

by The weasleys December 29, 2020

Akechi Sexual

Describes a person who is only attracted to Goro Akechi.

I'm Akechi Sexual, also, did I hear something about delicious pancakes?

by LoliDestroyer606 June 3, 2021

Sexual Frustration

A severe frenzy caused by lack of sexual activity.
Symptoms include: genital discomfort, raging desire, violence, sexual obsession.
Fuck buddies are a good outlet.

Nate- Why is he fucking a girl he doesn't even like?
Mart- It's the sexual frustration, man.

by GetItRightt August 29, 2009

Sexual Powers

To seduce male/female to have hardcore sex in different sexual positions.

Go watch Bible Black.

by Russ Giles July 15, 2004