satchem

A used condom filled with semen

Albert threw his satchem into the lake after pleasuring himself.

by Herbert8488 December 15, 2010

Scotch egg rage

a chemical reaction in your brain when you consume a scotch egg, similar to a steroid rage, but much much more devastating. Do not get in the way of people on scotch eggs.

christ, get out the way of that mad cunt, hes just ate 3 scotch eggs, he'll go into a scotch egg rage.

by hackhacktowtow May 30, 2011

Scatharsis

The intense feeling of relief and cleansing when just having taken a massive dump after a prolonged unfullfilled need to shit.

Having not had the oportunity to poop all day, his recent toilet visit brought an intense scatharsis.

by Uncle Augie September 16, 2012

scotched up

To drink a massive amount of scotch whisky. It usually results in your urine smelling like scotch the next day. In fact, you may even be able to nose hints of the aromas from the specific brand you drank.

"We scotched up pretty good this weekend!"

by Scotch Drinker March 28, 2015

scotch drinker

One who enjoys drinking scotch . Man or woman who has a taste for culture and appreciates the slow burn of a twelve year old single malt .

I love that I am a scotch drinker .

by Flirty bassman June 12, 2016

Scratch ass month

December 1st-31
National scratch ass month (weirdest yet)
Comes after grab ass and slap ass (november)

Free card to scratch any girls ass😍😍

Hey Billy you see Darlene over there, don't you wanna scratch her ass?

Obviously it's scratch ass month

by Currydipbra76 December 5, 2019

scratch ip ban

a scratch ip ban is an ip ban on the website scratch.mit.edu, like for example, scratch user joy784 has one

can you believe that scratch came up with a scratch ip ban?

by nintendoswitchkid March 14, 2022