Scalad

Chips, usually McDonalds fries. Portmanteau of scally and salad and synonymous with Glasgow salad, Glasgow shower and Scouse laptop.

"What you having from Maccies, lad?"
"Just a scalad, maaaate."

by Georgie La Forge February 27, 2009

Scalded

1. when someone has burned (smoked) so much that they are so high they can't function; passed baked.

We smoked 4 blunts and got straight scalded.

by ab-easy December 3, 2010

scaled

A word used to describe a small, slight person who stays inside all day.

Dam, that Patrick guy is scaled.

by kangaruse December 17, 2012

Scale of Dinosaurs

Naming how awesome something is by akinning it to a dinosaur

Aww what George is like a deinonychus on the scale of dinosaurs

by funking re-re April 2, 2016

squishy scale

measures quantity of squish, also known as squishy factor

normal squishy scales are drawn from 1 to 10, with 1 being least squishy and 10 being the most squishy.

that scores a solid 7 on the squishy scale.

by a February 18, 2007

Corridor scale

Much alike hogging, this is a judgement on the size of a splosher your no standards, man-whore flatmate has brought back home after a night out. It is simply out of ten - the greater the number the harder it is for her to fit down the corridor of your shitty student flat ie. a ten may require grease or a pole.

"Oh shit Tom's bagged a large girl. She must be an eight on the corridor scale. Fetch the butter or I'm not gonna be able to get out the front door for work."

by Dirty Dazzy-D June 11, 2006

H Scale

A four point scale that describes the degree of horniness, sexual drive and/or interest in all things sexual that a person possesses.

On one end of the range a PRUDE would be classified as an 'H1'.

On the other end, an 'H4' would be someone who constantly thinks, talks and acts in the sexual domain.

Person 1: Wow, did you see his body? Kick-AAAss for sure!
Person 2: Yeah it so IS, but he doesn't use it like he should. I heard he's an H1 on the H Scale.
Person 1: Damn, what a shame cuz I'm SOO horny. What I need NOW is an H4.

by H4U December 27, 2008