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Jim Sanchez

Famous Mexican singer,also founder of Mexicab service. Some of Sanchezez hits are:Mexican Minor,Mexican and Me,Mr. and Mrs. Sanchez,Mexicans in space,Squeeze me Mr.Mexican.
He is also a filmmaker with movies such as:Mexican Minor Saga 1-13(starring Julio Malpica),I`m Brown Saga 3-8,Mustache Afternoon,Mexican Caught Masturbating Sideways in your Grandmas House,Mexican Jesus 1-35.
He is also recognized as Mexico`s greatest man,and also the president.
His parents are Chuck Norris,Bruce Lee,Mr.T and 6 of Mexico`s fattest men.
He was featured Koreas Sexiest Men Alive in slot #3 between George Lopez and Julio Malpica.
He also has several late night talk shows including Sanchez Tonight,Sanchez This Morning and Afternoon with Sanchez.
Jim Sanchez=Jesus,God,Buddha,Ghandi.
by JimjiminSanchez September 25, 2010
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Steamy Sanchez

When a girl is removing her hot bau buns from the steamer and gets jammed in her stinker.
Why is Mae Ling passed out on the floor? Oh, she was making bau and Tom hit her with that Steamy Sanchez.
by Steamy Sanchez June 3, 2025
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Kacey Sanchez

Hottest girl alive as of now. Has a beautiful smile, soft straight hair, and pretty eyes and she speaks the hottest Spanish ever. Does a lot of stupid shit and often regrets it but it never stops her from being adventurous. She makes you wanna be alive but also shoot yourself in the leg cause she can piss you off. Can't do good on a multiple-choice test to save her life cause she is so indecisive. She will never tell you where she wants to eat or have sex because she will be too busy making weird noises while itching her right eye. Very fast at typing because her fingers are ... trained. Very skeptical, untrusting, but very horny. Generally likes toes, especially tanned toes with purple nail polish. Loves getting head, especially in the backseat of a car but is also a great communicator. Sike.
Dude 1: Dude I asked out Kacey
Dude 2: Oh bro that's cool Kacey Sanchez is great in bed
by mgkfan0601 April 2, 2022
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Cristian Sanchez

where to start? this man is the definition of perfect. to know him is to love him. he is family oriented, hardworking, good at everything he does, understanding, sweet… and so much more. he’ll make u feel at home instantly and you’ll never be afraid to open up to him because u know he won’t use it against you or tell anyone like ever. he’s been the first guy you really love since your dad left (?) he’s my happiness and my motivation to wake up everyday, because someday I will be with him and everything will be totally worth it. the most kind hearted, beautiful inside and out, loyal guy ever. he is Mexican, 5’9, owns a white car, hates white people and has the most beautiful brown eyes.
guy 1. look at that man..
guy 2: that’s Cristian Sanchez
Guy 1. he has a big butt
by russiansquirrel2001 November 24, 2021
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THE Blair Witch Project (The Lonely Island to Eduardo Sanchez)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE Blair Witch Project (The Lonely Island to Eduardo Sanchez)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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Happy Sanchez

When you lick an asshole and wind up with a shit mustache.
Dinner was so good, but the Happy Sanchez was the best dessert!!
by ibee6ubee9 August 20, 2021
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smoked sanchez

When running your smoking finger under someone else's nose and it wreaks of lingering cigarette smoke
She came in from a smoke break and gave her friend a smoked sanchez
by Miss Mona May 21, 2024
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