Neapolitan Sanchez

When you fuck someone in the ass so hard you get shit, blood and cum all over your dick resembling Neapolitan Ice Cream and then pull out and wipe your dick all over their upper lip.

I fucked Sally's can so hard that when I pulled out, I had to give her a Neapolitan Sanchez!

by Sgt Meat May 18, 2014

Alabama Sanchez

When you cum on a girls face, and then use a permanent marker to draw a Pedro mustache on her upper lip.

"Are you talking to Julie?"
"No, shes still mad because I gave her an Alabama Sanchez last weekend"

by JeffreyMolldune June 02, 2018

dirty sanchez

when you insert something in their tight chocolate doughnut but they shit a little so you take it out and bob ross an authentic mexican mustache across their upper lip.

"OMG Sarah is such a slut, she gave a dirty sanchez to her boyfriend and licked it off"
"that night with jeff was awesome I didn't tell him I get turned on by poo and yet he still gave me a dirty sanchez"

by jefarbel November 14, 2023

A-Sanchez

Extending your time off between consecutive work weeks by two additional days.

Matt; hey boss can you put me in the book to take Friday and Saturday off? Boss; so you want A-Sanchez again?!

by Aquatic center June 21, 2017

Jennifer Nicole Sanchez

a tiny marshmallow that’s clingy and in love with her handsome boyfriend Javier

Jennifer Nicole Sanchez? that’s the clingy marshmallow always with her boyfriend??

by cb97 November 14, 2019

Anal-Sanchez

A word to describe an old man with a micro penis.

That man is an Anal-Sanchez

Poor guy has Anal-Sanchez disease

by Bendoverplz December 29, 2021

ty sanchez

The Swag Lord aka Swaggy T. A kid who believes he’s the best at everything and will not stop until he gets what he wants. He also has a YouTube channel.. YouTube.com/tysanchez

Person 1: Who’s Ty Sanchez ?
Person 2: Just some weird kid with a almost impossible dream

by Randomboy24 November 16, 2019