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Jim Sanchez

Famous Mexican singer,also founder of Mexicab service. Some of Sanchezez hits are:Mexican Minor,Mexican and Me,Mr. and Mrs. Sanchez,Mexicans in space,Squeeze me Mr.Mexican.
He is also a filmmaker with movies such as:Mexican Minor Saga 1-13(starring Julio Malpica),I`m Brown Saga 3-8,Mustache Afternoon,Mexican Caught Masturbating Sideways in your Grandmas House,Mexican Jesus 1-35.
He is also recognized as Mexico`s greatest man,and also the president.
His parents are Chuck Norris,Bruce Lee,Mr.T and 6 of Mexico`s fattest men.
He was featured Koreas Sexiest Men Alive in slot #3 between George Lopez and Julio Malpica.
He also has several late night talk shows including Sanchez Tonight,Sanchez This Morning and Afternoon with Sanchez.
Jim Sanchez=Jesus,God,Buddha,Ghandi.
by JimjiminSanchez September 25, 2010
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Rusty Sanchez

The successful combination of both a Dirty Sanchez and a Rusty Trombone. Don't try this at home. This should only be attempted by professionals. A Rusty Sanchez is when a man who is receiving a rim job and a blow job at the same time decides to poop a little on the face of the person giving them that and then sticks their fingers or has their partner stick their fingers in the butt to dig out more so you can complete the fecal mustache on that person. If you're more adventurous, you or your partner could do it to you while you're getting this. Just make sure to kiss your partner at some point.
I heard that the Sturg gives a good Rusty Sanchez and can also receive a good one as well.
by The Erie Sturg February 1, 2023
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Smithy Sanchez

You may have heard of a dirty sanchez but this is much more filthy. It's when you find out a player isn't playing in a forthcoming fantasy gameweek and you transfer them out for someone who is. Despicable behaviour
Smithy: "Phew, just transferred out an overpriced underperforming midfielder because he's not in the starting XI tonight"

Everyone: "Wait, what, have you just pulled a Smithy Sanchez?"

Smithy: *feels guilt for the rest of time*

Cecil: "Push the lion button"
by MarkNortherns June 2, 2018
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Dirty sanchez

When he wipes duke on the lip
Lauren- I can't believe Walt gave me a dirty Sanchez last night. Michelle- I can
by Seachello May 3, 2017
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clara sanchez pochito

A cute and adorable cat, usually black and brown in color. Clara is the most superior cat in the world even more precious than diamonds. Large sparkly eyes and a calm soft playful personality and deep love for affection, Clara is loved by many. Although very picky when it comes to diet and food, Clara maintains tip top shape year around due to her dietary habits.
She's so cute like Clara Sanchez Pochito
by Rystel January 9, 2024
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bryan sanchez

bryan sanchez is the best person u can ever meet. he has a great sense of humor and gives the best hugs. his smile can light up anything in the blink of an eye. he can be mean but if he cares he will have a soft spot and joke around. hes the best person ive met. hes perfect. - bryan if u see this ily( from m<3)
by liza... May 26, 2022
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