Smithy Sanchez

You may have heard of a dirty sanchez but this is much more filthy. It's when you find out a player isn't playing in a forthcoming fantasy gameweek and you transfer them out for someone who is. Despicable behaviour

Smithy: "Phew, just transferred out an overpriced underperforming midfielder because he's not in the starting XI tonight"

Everyone: "Wait, what, have you just pulled a Smithy Sanchez?"

Smithy: *feels guilt for the rest of time*

Cecil: "Push the lion button"

by MarkNortherns June 2, 2018

christophe sanchez

a mexican rappist

Christophe Sanchez rapped my girl

by nicolass pooping on the go June 8, 2010

Deep fried sanchez

A deep fried sanchez is when you clean out the the bumble fluff from your hole and inject preferably by dildo a copeus amount of mayonaese and then dip your bum into a large deep fryer whilst similtaniously squeezing the mayo out of your rectum creating a nice lil poop mayo pop which you then violently shove into your lovers nose

"Hey man, did ya see that deep fried sanchez i did yesterday"
"Oh yeah boy that was mayhaps the cleanest ive ever seen it done you know i hate the dirty sanchez"

by Snozingly7 September 27, 2023

saucy sanchez

When you put hot sauce in your mouth prior to giving a blowjob.

The man never trusted anyone again after his wife gave him a saucy sanchez on April fools day.

by Butt Crack Cocaine January 3, 2017

clara sanchez pochito

A cute and adorable cat, usually black and brown in color. Clara is the most superior cat in the world even more precious than diamonds. Large sparkly eyes and a calm soft playful personality and deep love for affection, Clara is loved by many. Although very picky when it comes to diet and food, Clara maintains tip top shape year around due to her dietary habits.

She's so cute like Clara Sanchez Pochito

by Rystel January 9, 2024

Rusty Sanchez

The successful combination of both a Dirty Sanchez and a Rusty Trombone. Don't try this at home. This should only be attempted by professionals. A Rusty Sanchez is when a man who is receiving a rim job and a blow job at the same time decides to poop a little on the face of the person giving them that and then sticks their fingers or has their partner stick their fingers in the butt to dig out more so you can complete the fecal mustache on that person. If you're more adventurous, you or your partner could do it to you while you're getting this. Just make sure to kiss your partner at some point.

I heard that the Sturg gives a good Rusty Sanchez and can also receive a good one as well.

by The Erie Sturg February 1, 2023

Dirty sanchez

When he wipes duke on the lip

Lauren- I can't believe Walt gave me a dirty Sanchez last night. Michelle- I can

by Seachello May 3, 2017