christophe sanchez

a mexican rappist

Christophe Sanchez rapped my girl

by nicolass pooping on the go June 8, 2010

Smithy Sanchez

You may have heard of a dirty sanchez but this is much more filthy. It's when you find out a player isn't playing in a forthcoming fantasy gameweek and you transfer them out for someone who is. Despicable behaviour

Smithy: "Phew, just transferred out an overpriced underperforming midfielder because he's not in the starting XI tonight"

Everyone: "Wait, what, have you just pulled a Smithy Sanchez?"

Smithy: *feels guilt for the rest of time*

Cecil: "Push the lion button"

by MarkNortherns June 2, 2018

<Doctor Sparta> Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo And David Sanchez Is Dolo <ApolloQuest> Steven Campos Is Aphrodite <Jay-Z>

<Doctor Sparta> Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo And David Sanchez Is Dolo <ApolloQuest> Steven Campos Is Aphrodite <Jay-Z>

<Doctor Sparta> Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo And David Sanchez Is Dolo <ApolloQuest> Steven Campos Is Aphrodite <Jay-Z>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

juliet sanchez

Juliet Sanchez is a girl who is in love with sam and colby as well as why dont we, she dreams of having one of them father her children.

Person: Hey do you know Juliet Sanchez?
Person 2: Oh yeah, that’s crazy chick that’s obsessed with sam, colby, jack, daniel, jonah, corbyn, and zach? the one friends with madison chapell?

by Juliet aka ur favorite fangirl October 12, 2018

Kacey Sanchez

Hottest girl alive as of now. Has a beautiful smile, soft straight hair, and pretty eyes and she speaks the hottest Spanish ever. Does a lot of stupid shit and often regrets it but it never stops her from being adventurous. She makes you wanna be alive but also shoot yourself in the leg cause she can piss you off. Can't do good on a multiple-choice test to save her life cause she is so indecisive. She will never tell you where she wants to eat or have sex because she will be too busy making weird noises while itching her right eye. Very fast at typing because her fingers are ... trained. Very skeptical, untrusting, but very horny. Generally likes toes, especially tanned toes with purple nail polish. Loves getting head, especially in the backseat of a car but is also a great communicator. Sike.

Dude 1: Dude I asked out Kacey
Dude 2: Oh bro that's cool Kacey Sanchez is great in bed

by mgkfan0601 April 2, 2022

Happy Sanchez

When you lick an asshole and wind up with a shit mustache.

Dinner was so good, but the Happy Sanchez was the best dessert!!

by ibee6ubee9 August 20, 2021

Cristian Sanchez

where to start? this man is the definition of perfect. to know him is to love him. he is family oriented, hardworking, good at everything he does, understanding, sweet… and so much more. he’ll make u feel at home instantly and you’ll never be afraid to open up to him because u know he won’t use it against you or tell anyone like ever. he’s been the first guy you really love since your dad left (?) he’s my happiness and my motivation to wake up everyday, because someday I will be with him and everything will be totally worth it. the most kind hearted, beautiful inside and out, loyal guy ever. he is Mexican, 5’9, owns a white car, hates white people and has the most beautiful brown eyes.

guy 1. look at that man..
guy 2: that’s Cristian Sanchez
Guy 1. he has a big butt

by russiansquirrel2001 November 24, 2021