When someone gives you a blow job when your penis has not been cleaned after the previous use and they look up and complain that it tastes salty, say "ARRR" like a pirate and forcefully pop it back in their mouth, and you have successfully administered the salty dog.
by JustinOther September 30, 2007
Get the Salty dogmug. When a guy wipes a huge booger on his penis right before he gets a sloppy blow job from a fat chick.
Ex. 1 - that chick was really fat and looking extra hungry, so I gave her a salty cabbage.
Ex. 2 - I gave her a salty cabbage and she puked on my nads.
Ex. 2 - I gave her a salty cabbage and she puked on my nads.
by chumplet December 9, 2008
Get the Salty Cabbagemug. 1.) Hey Bridget, you have some hot and salty on your chin, you may want to wipe that off.
2.) Aww man, clean that hot and salty off of your sheets, as I don't want to sit in that!
2.) Aww man, clean that hot and salty off of your sheets, as I don't want to sit in that!
by Justin Koehler March 27, 2005
Get the hot and saltymug. by Aprilllll May 16, 2006
Get the salty nipplemug. by Nick December 20, 2004
Get the Salty Samuraimug. After you ejaculate on the floor, you rub your partners face in it and beat them with a rolled up newspaper.
by Thupar_Man January 21, 2005
Get the salty dogmug. Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.
by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003
Get the captain saltymug.