salmon canyon

Slang term in Australian and British language for a vagina.

Can also be extended to encompass other areas of the region eg the forest over salmon canyon is pubic hair.

The fun park at salmon canyon is the clitoris.

Hannah went to the beautican and had the forest over salmon canyon clear-felled.

by darth wazza September 27, 2006

dirty simon

Someone who never takes a shower or washes himself with dirty water is called Dirty Simon.
They also love to fart in public places and have smelly balls.

Did you see that guy over there? It's a Dirty Simon.

Dirty Simon's never wash themselves, it's disgusting.

by Bari May 24, 2006

salmon

A word used to describe a female who is of a very high standard...

Not the average female, usually a girl who you would like to bend over.

Very attractive, hot, bonerific, sexy etc

That chick is absolute Salmon

Look boys here comes some salmon

Check out that salmon

by ziley December 6, 2006

salmonussy

A Salmon’s pussy.

Who needs their salmonussy are??

by Nightlurker August 4, 2021

dirk simon

Why you little... I'm going knock your dick into the dirt.

Just remember that payback is a bitch.

by Paul Bauer November 21, 2004

rusty salmon

When a guy takes a crap on a girl's face, and afterwards she gives him a blow job with sufficient testicle squeezage.

After I shat on her face, I told her to give me a rusty salmon. It stung.

by Nick Millar April 27, 2006

saimoni

In ancient greece the name it means 'pure' and 'innocent'

That young man is so young and saimoni

by Arabian king November 23, 2021