swamp-ass

A fat man's hairy ass. The Swamp is usually not washed for days and therefore has a "swampy" reference when described. depending on how long it has been since the fat man has washed his swamp, there may be forms of life adapting to their new "swampy" environment. One does not have to neccesarily be fat to adapt a swamp, but the extra fat and ass space will allow for more wilderness to grow upon ones anal environment. Caution: the swamp may become thicker and much harder to navigate as one becomes closer to the anal cavity or around the Gooch area.

damn, that guy in front of us has swamp-ass. i can practically see the fumes.

by KFCZombie August 6, 2008

Swamp Donkey

A girl typically seen at Pomona College.

Man, that Swamp Donkey tried to get me last night, but I kicked her fat ass.

by Teener2831 February 27, 2005

Swamping

Like fisting, except with your foot.

Yo that bitch last night was a FREAK! After fisting her with both hands she wanted to get swamped!

Swamped?

Yeah, swamping! It's when you put your foot in someone's ass. It's the shit...literally!

Fuckin gross bro.

by Esko2 February 7, 2010

SwampAss

Adj.:

When your ass gets so sweaty that you feel that it will soon harbor swamp vegetation. Will cause unpleasantness.

"Shit dude, I have a bad case of SwampAss." :(

by TheIDKman December 3, 2010

Swamp Donkey'd

To be "swamp donkey'd" is to: gaze upon a photo of a supposed "girl", only to be shocked, and appolled to find out it is a swamp donkey...and you are now blind.

see whitney leonard-Queen of the Swamp Donkeys

AWWWW MAN, were you just swamp donkey'd?

by Barrie Colts November 9, 2006

swampie

Any member of a wealthy family from the Twin Cities or surrounding suburbs who owns a beautiful cabin on any of the fine northwest wisconsin lakes. Swampie cabins are usually much more expensive than any full-time home in the area, yet they use it twice a year. Swampies also bitch about the taxes on their swampie cabin. They use the lake they live on for recreational activities such as annoying people with their jet skis or commiting DNR violations.

Skeeter: "Did you see the traffic heading north?"
Jimbo: "Yeah, it's Friday. All the swampies are coming up"
Skeeter: "Aww shit."

by Nordic Giant March 3, 2008

Swamp Fishing

to seek the affection of a person completely hideous

Check that out man, he's swamp fishing again. This has got to be the most poo faced girl yet!

by Vic T March 23, 2008