Ghandi Speed 

slow connection to your internet to the point that you lag you miss out on a whole conversation and sometimes lose your inner peace

Damn your computer is movin at Ghandi Speed!

Ghandi Speed by T-MO myspace.com/tmosolclique October 4, 2008

running like a Kenyan on speed 

Golfing term. When you've totally topped the ball, but it squirts along the ground and goes a bloody mile because of how hard you hit it, your ball is 'running like a Kenyan on speed'.

This derives from the fact that Kenya has a long history of some of the best long distance runners in the world, and the effect that the drug speed has on people.

"You jammy sod, that ball's running like a Kenyan on speed!"

running like a Kenyan on speed by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006

Pussywhipped Speed 

The speed at which you answer a text from your girlfriend, or the speed at which you send a text to your girlfriend first thing upon waking, even before taking a leak.

(ding)
Hang on, let me answer this text.
Wow, dude, you answered that in pussywhipped speed! Must be from your girl!

Pussywhipped Speed by Rilla907 September 3, 2009

speedy speed boy 

a Eurobeat song made by Marko Polo. It was used in the Illegal Street Racing anime "Initial D" in their 2nd Season in 1999 and most likely to be heard in Car Memes.

People who don't watch Initial D or don't listen to Eurobeat may find the song "Gay"

*takumi *(the main protagonist in the anime) drifts his car*

SPEEDY SPEED BOY! GASOLINE'S IS BURNIN' IN!

speedy speed boy by FujiwaraDeliversTheHotTofu June 15, 2018

lesbian speed

the speed at which lesbians fall in love and start making lifelong plans after about a week

me and my girlfriend met a month ago and we already have 2 dogs together!

wow, talk about lesbian speed.

lesbian speed by nosebleedingcunt November 29, 2019

New Miami Speed Trap 

A sexual act where you hide on the side of the dollar general on Riverside Drive until your cousin comes running by then you drop kick them and start blowing them.

Tina warned Ed about the New Miami Speed Trap but he didn’t listen.

New Miami Speed Trap by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020

up to speed 

adj. A state of being or having a satisfactory level of competence or knowledge in a specific area or discipline, as compared to other individuals in that same area or discipline.

American: "You're trippin'."

Egyptian: "What does this mean?"

American: "We gotta get u up to speed on your American slang."

up to speed by Paul Rael August 23, 2010