Valorant Smurf

A Valorant smurf is someone who got players in their spike rush lobbies who were too good, so they made a alt account to combat that.

They are also really anoying and have no life.

"William is a valorant smurf."

by WilliamProsper December 21, 2022

Smurfed

When you complete an assignment in school and you think you completely outsmarted everyone and got 100 with ease.

“Tyler said he smurfed the AP Chem test”
“Mr. Schlooth said the he made the test hard so I don’t think Tyler is going to Smurf it.”

by Fluverrr December 15, 2021

Smurf splashed

This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.

This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.

I had to take a crap and dude i tell you, i have never been smurf splashed like i was just then.

by raptor13fox July 22, 2011

Smurf

A guy with blue balls

like, OMG Britney, I had sex with jimmy last night, and he was a smurf!

by TheNightSky December 18, 2018

smurf

going against easier opponents, you are also a bubblegum icecream for life and permenant bitch.

Tomas will uninstall the game if he sees the specific colour of blue smurfing.

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.

Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.

by ButterFlew June 22, 2022

Smurf

A small blue twerp that appears in a village. Chased by evil wizard man, they are rejected by many for their small appearance. Literally, they live on a mushroom.

Bro this Smurf is killing me, it's so ugly

by a fallen angle December 5, 2022