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by Franceskah November 23, 2021
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Simon: Hey! What team do you support?
Person: Arsenal!
Simon: *Pulls out a fxcking 12 gauge shotgun* Better run boy!
Person: Arsenal!
Simon: *Pulls out a fxcking 12 gauge shotgun* Better run boy!
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